Talk:4.1 Patch/@comment-111.240.228.237-20140920025956

Scout: the first one out of the doors and the first to die.

Soldier: a guy who proves white men can jump with the help of a bazooka

Pyro: for players who don't like to aim.

Engineer: for players who don't like to play.

Heavy: for players who don't like to move very much. (Are you seriously eating a sandwich right now?)

Medic: the class everyone loves, but no one wants to play.

Spy: the class no one loves, but everyone wants to play.

Sniper: the class who's deadly with his rifle and even deadlier with a jar of his own piss.

and Demoman: who was brought if for some diversity-

-because, he's Scottish.