Talk:Buoy/@comment-25765999-20141217071838

This unit is a legendary in naval battles, it bask in the sunlight as it watches the NPCs shooting your ships instead of him as they were progremed to hit anything but the Badass Buoy as they are scared of his epic face, he was given an epic attack but it was removed because he was just too epic for it. Enemies do jackshit against him and he knows it, he laughs in the face off his enemies as they do pitiful amounts of damage against him. This is what the Badass Buoy is all about. (The part about him having an epic attack was made up)