"Complete the 'Save The Trees'! Missions to win this prize! Gives gold, wood, and XP! Declare your commitment to preventing topsoil erosion and raptor flooding with this enormous statement to nature. Water twice a day, avoid direct sunlight."
This is what Morgan gets for leaving me in the pillbox with nothing but a chainsaw…
Plant 1 Pine Tree
Reward:
250
Dialogue
Start mission
Well, this is unfortunate. Topsoil erosions from our constant depletion of natural resources have a high chance of causing flash floods the next time it rains. This could cause tremendous damage to our infrastructure in the Outpost.
That sounds… terrible. Terrible because you're telling me, and your voice is all whiny, and it sounds like it's really not my problem. I mean, aren't you the civil engineer?
Actually, to be precise, it's all of our problems. In order to plant enough trees in time for the next predicted storm, we'll all have to pitch in to help.
Oh, and I suppose you're gonna say we have to plant a bunch of different trees for "ecological diversity" or some other made up reason.
Yes, that's exactly what I was going to say.
Reward screen
Are you aware that you're breathing trees right now?
I 'eard about a flood that swept through the Raptor Nest and right into Recoil. People were eatin' dinner and -BAM- raptors slammed right in the puddin'.
Defeat Invading Spiderwasps
Plant all 10 Trees
Reward:
1,000, 35
Notes:
The build times and level requirements of the trees were changed after the event.
Name
Cost
Pine Tree
1d
2,000
250
Chestnut Tree
1d 8h
4,000
300
Birch Tree
1d 10h
8,000
300
Linden Tree
1d 20h
16,000
350
Sugar Maple Tree
2d
32,000
400
Sycamore Tree
2d
45,000
400
Hickory Tree
2d
64,000
400
Poplar Tree
2d 2h
82,000
450
Douglas Fir
2d 4h
100,000
450
Red Leaf Maple
2d 4h
120,000
500
Total
18d
473,000
3,800
Dialogue
Start mission
Perkins, I told you to plant trees over in that area. I know you like working beside me, but this is about efficiency, not comradery.
I swore I just planted some– Oh god, spiderwasps are eating the trees.
Well, isn't that conveniently horrible. Y'know, I hated this idea in the first place. Let the spiderwasps eat the trees, for all I care.
Morgan, if we don't plant these trees we could all be in dire trouble! Think of your troop...think of the boot factory! Do you want the boot factory to be washed away?
Fiiiiiine. We'll plant the trees. But I am getting rid of these spiderwasps and you better not say a word about "The Environment" or "Humane Practices" or anything!
Finish mission
We did it! To be honest, I didn't think we'd plant enough trees in time.
A 'Good Job Everybody' would be nice, Floyd! I've got to go wash the spiderwasp ichor out of my pants. And by me, I mean Perkins.
At least we won't be eaten by swimmin' raptors. Or spiderwasps.
'Good Job' to me…
Reward screen
I mean, the trees are kind of pretty.
If there's anything I hate more than spiderwasps, it's hippies.
Plant 1 Chestnut Tree
Reward:
300
Dialogue
Reward screen
I am not a hippy! Am I a hippy?
The same effects could have been achieved with artificial mulch, but trees are prettier!
Plant 1 Birch Tree
Reward:
300
Dialogue
Reward screen
I thought those were flowers, but it was spiderwasp mandibles…
Our next Outpost should be underground. Flowers and trees will be banned.
Plant 1 Linden Tree
Reward:
350
Dialogue
Reward screen
Happy trees make somewhat enthusiastic people.
I mean, what kinda fact do we have that removing all trees on the planet would be bad?
Plant 1 Sugar Maple Tree
Reward:
400
Dialogue
Reward screen
I ain't being eaten by no flash flood, swimming raptors.
Chaining yourself to a tree is quite an exhilarating experience.
Plant 1 Sycamore Tree
Reward:
400
Dialogue
Reward screen
Remember that old nursery rhyme? Why would you put a baby cradle in a tree? That's horrifying!
I planted a few "trap trees".. don't tell anyone.
Plant 1 Hickory Tree
Reward:
400
Dialogue
Reward screen
At night I sing to the saplings so they'll grow up with high self-esteem and a knowledge of their culture.
I wanna build a tree fort! With machine guns! And sugar cookies! And bombs that look like sugar cookies!
Plant 1 Poplar Tree
Reward:
450
Dialogue
Reward screen
The trees whisper secrets of a fallen empire. Destruction comes from the roots.
I was going to attack, but they all seem to be busy planting trees and I'd feel kinda bad about it.
Plant 1 Douglas Fir
Reward:
450
Dialogue
Reward screen
Waking up to the smell of trees in the morning is a nauseating experience.
Once I asked Morgan to help us plant trees that he burned down and he just wouldn't stop laughing…
Plant 1 Red Leaf Maple
Reward:
500
Dialogue
Reward screen
The sap of certain trees is used as a ritual hallucinogenic.
5 x 5
20,000
1,000
6h
1,000 per day (24h).
35
