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Hazmat Hassle[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Search and Research
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Boy, cause a few explosions and everyone thinks you're "dangerous"... ChemStorageFacility icon.png Build a Chemical Storage Facility
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,000
Followup: Suit Up
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Morgan, we have an issue. It'll take time to properly analyze the chemicals, and I don't think that keeping them in Perkins's footlocker is a good idea.
Morgan2.png No? I was going to have him just carry them around, but it seemed like he might hurt other people.
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png I could draw up plans for a containment facility. It'll have thick walls, security codes - everything you could need! We could store this stuff without much danger to anyone.
Morgan2.png Zoey, making something that SAVES lives... I could get used to this!
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Ta-da! One Chemical Storage Facility!
Morgan2.png For such a huge building, it sure doesn't store much...
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png I needed to use most of the space for triple-reinforced concrete walls! The stuff ate right through the double-reinforced walls I tried first.
Morgan2.png And we're storing it right in the middle of our outpost.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png Why don't we just shave with chainsaws?

Suit Up[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Hazmat Hassle
Npc engineer full~ipad.png A Hazmat Suit in time saves nine hours of decontamination. Hazmat suit.png Make 3 Hazmat Suits at the Sweatshop
Cost: Resource-time.png 2d 6h, Resource-Gold.png 2,145
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,000
Followup: Gas Buildup
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Well, I've started on my analysis of the chemicals, but it's slow going. I'll need more samples. I'm still shocked that the Rebels would stoop this low.
Npc sergeant full.png Speaking of the Rebels, looks like they're snooping around that same region we found 'em in earlier.
Morgan2.png Sounds like we can kill two birds with one stone. The Rebels should have at least a little more of this stuff.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Hold on! You're not facing those monsters without protection this time!
Finish mission
Morgan2.png These should make sure we're safe from the Rebels' chemical attacks. Relatively speaking, anyway.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Shouldn't we start full scale production of Hazmat Suits?
Morgan2.png Are you kidding? Do you know how much that'd cost? It'll be cheaper to just treat our injured at the Hospital.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Economics is the ugliest Science of all.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Math is a merciless mistress.

Gas Buildup[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Suit Up
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Please do not drop, shake, or scare the deadly chemicals. Mapicon.png Go to the World Map
NpcRebel icon.png Fight Rebels to intercept their chemical weapons
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,000, Resource-chem.png 10, unlocks Chemical Weapons Lab
Followup: A Place of Their Own
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png All suited up? Good. Now, we should return as soon as possible once we find more samples. Fresh is good!
Npc sergeant full.png Since when does Floyd have authority over us?
Morgan2.png Hey, if YOU want to be in charge of the incredibly lethal chemicals, be my guest.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png So, I've been able to work out the origins of the chemicals. They're organic, which means they have to be grown, not mixed, and only under very controlled conditions.
Morgan2.png So, if we take out the lab where they're brewing this stuff, we can cut it off at the source! That'll teach those inhuman monsters a thing or two about trying to fight us with poison!
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Well, that's the thing. I did some digging and it seems pretty clear that the source is, uh... it's us. The Empire had a skunk works bio lab somewhere in the southwest working on this stuff.
Morgan2.png Oh. Uh... Well. Hmm.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png AWK-ward...

A Place of Their Own[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Gas Buildup
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Exactly... Wait, what? MilSupport chemFactory icon.png Build a Chemical Weapons Facility
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,000, Resource-chem.png 10
Followup: Chemical Warfare
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Morgan, if I'm going to be working with these chemicals, I'll need a separate facility to examine and process them.
Morgan2.png Say no more. If we ever want to start using these chemical weapons ourselves, we'll need someplace designed to handle them anyway.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png What's wrong? Doesn't this meet all your specifications?
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Yes, but what's that you said before about USING the chemical weapons? I thought I was just researching a way to counter them!
Morgan2.png Floyd, we're at war.
Not the fun, low key Look-At-Those-Silly-Rebels war. We're fighting to survive. NOT using the chemicals puts us at a huge disadvantage against the Rebels.
You and I don't have the luxury of doing the right thing. We need to keep our people alive.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Yes, but...!
Damn it, that's pretty compelling.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Now we are all sons of bitches.

Chemical Warfare[]

Level: 41 Prereq: A Place of Their Own
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png When you don't know what to do, improvise! ChemTrooper icon.png Train a Chem Trooper
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,000
Followup: Trial Run
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Hey LT, do ya got a sec? With all the Rebels around, I... I feel like I'm goin' a little crazy. I keep thinking about them going to Cariston and destroying everything... everyone... I've gotta do SOMETHING!
Morgan2.png Well, there might be something you can do. Do you think you might be wracked by ethical questions and doubts about the morality of using terrible agents of death against fellow human beings?
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Nope!
Morgan2.png That's my girl! So we have all these lethal chemicals we've stolen from the Rebels, and I think it's high time we give them a taste of their own toxic medicine. Any ideas?
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Hmmm. While I was down at the Barracks, they were trainin' Flame Troopers. I bet I could rig up somethin' like that, but for sprayin' poison instead.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png Interesting getup you've created there.
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png I used old fire extinguishers and borrowed some pesticide sprayers from the Farm. It uses the same idea as our flamethrowers. Only instead of hot flaming death, it deals out gassy, choking death! Pretty cool, huh?
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png The farmers ain't gettin' their sprayers back.

Trial Run[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Chemical Warfare
Npc sergeant full.png These Chem guys kinda creep me out. Mapicon.png Go to the World Map
NpcRebel icon.png Defeat the Rebels!
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,500, Resource-chem.png 10
Followup: Running Through the Sprinklers
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png You know, Morgan, now that we have Chem Troopers, we should test them under actual battle conditions...
Morgan2.png Sure. The Rebels will probably return to that chemical weapons lab. We know the general region it must be in. If we intercept them somewhere along the way...
Npc sergeant full.png Exactly. We can give them a taste of their own medicine!
Morgan2.png Did Floyd tell you that stuff is medicine? Because it's not.
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full.png Woo! It's sure different when this stuff is on OUR side. Those Rebels hardly knew what hit 'em!
Morgan2.png Your delight is both understandable and slightly frightening, Ramsey. At any rate, the Chem Troopers have proven their worth.
Npc sergeant full.png Definitely. I'm thinking of training Perkins in gas handling and dispersal.
Morgan2.png Seriously? You'd trust *Perkins* with chemical weapons? Are you sure you didn't inhale some of that gas, Ramsey?
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full.png Perkins just needs a little extra help is all.

Running Through the Sprinklers[]

Level: 42 Prereq: Trial Run
Morgan2.png I'm so glad she's on our side. Def chemSprinkler icon.png Build 2 Chem Sprinklers
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,000, Resource-chem.png 10
Followup: Small Packages
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Hey, LT, I'm still kinda nervous about the Rebels, but they gave me an idea. We can probably use these chemical weapons to protect our home, here.
Morgan2.png You have my attention.
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png I was watchin' Yaro, Taro, and Daro play in our sprinkler system, and I thought, why not rig up somethin' like that to spray poison gas when it notices bad guys?
Morgan2.png Watching children at play made you want to set up sprinklers that will disperse deadly chemical weapons in the middle of our outpost?
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png More or less?
Finish mission
Morgan2.png I'm a little uncertain about this...
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Oh, don't worry, LT! You'll be happy with the Chem Sprinklers when the Rebels attack! Just don't jostle the spray nozzles... or trip the sensors... or light a match nearby...
Morgan2.png I have to tell you, my confidence is not increasing here.
Reward screen
Npc noob full.png Hey, what are these metal hose things...?

Small Packages[]

Level: 43 Prereq: Running Through the Sprinklers
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Sometimes I wonder if I'm enjoying this project TOO much... BioGrenedier icon.png Train a Bio Grenadier
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,000
Followup: Good Things
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Wow, it's amazing how unstable this chemical stuff is. One wrong move, and you'd die a really HORRIBLE, NASTY death! It's so cool!
Morgan2.png Um... Yeah. Cool.
I just wish we didn't have to spray it all over the place...
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Oh, I've been thinkin' about that. What about grenades? Then we can throw the poison really far, an' we won't have to worry about the wind or nothin'!
Morgan2.png Hmm, grenades... Could work! Just... make sure the pins are in securely, all right?
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png All done!
Morgan2.png Why are they so colorful?
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Oh, the kids wanted to help, so I let them decorate after I finished.
Reward screen
Npc raiderkids full.png They're like the best Easter eggs ever!

Good Things[]

Level: 43 Prereq: Small Packages
Npc sergeant full.png What? All I want is bloody revenge! Is that so wrong? Mapicon.png Go to the World Map
NpcRebel icon.png Defeat the Rebels
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,500
Followup: Better Dying Through Chemicals
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png OK, Ramsey, these grenades are lighter than the plain-old explodey ones; y'all should probably teach the troops how to throw 'em right...
Npc sergeant full.png The Empire mandates realistic training scenarios! And there's nothing more realistic than gassing real Rebels!
Morgan2.png I feel like I should be slightly disturbed by your recent attitude, Ramsey. Huh. Have fun, boys!
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full.png The Rebels are getting meaner. I think they're angry we're interfering with their chemical salvaging operation.
Morgan2.png All the more reason to keep on harassing them, then. I just wish WE knew where that hidden chemical lab was...
Npc sergeant full.png We could use it - those Bio Grenadiers kicked ass out there!
Morgan2.png Sure did... Hey, let me have one of those grenades. My wine cellar has a bit of an ant problem.
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Hey! I didn't spend all that time making bug bombs!

Better Dying Through Chemicals[]

Level: 44 Prereq: Good Things
Morgan2.png I thought Ramsey was finally opening up to me. Mapicon.png Go to the World Map
NpcRebel icon.png Repel the Rebels!
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,500, Resource-chem.png 20
Followup: Tanks for the Memories
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png Morgan, we need to talk.
Morgan2.png Yeah, you're probably right. Your attitude is becoming...
Npc sergeant full.png We need to go on the offensive. Drive the Rebels back towards the south, away from us, AND from the Imperial lab - wherever it is.
Morgan2.png Oh, you just wanted to talk about the Rebels again. Yeah, go ahead and shoot 'em or whatever.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png So, while I was watching the battles from a safe distance, upwind, I was thinking about the ethics of warfare.
Npc sergeant full.png Uh… yeah?
Morgan2.png Basically, I've decided that if someone wants to kill me and everyone I know, I don't care if they get poisoned.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png Moral relativism!

Tanks for the Memories[]

Level: 44 Prereq: Better Dying Through Chemicals
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png The test driver got hardly no burns at all! ChemTankLight icon.png Build a Light Chem Tank
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,500
Followup: Chemical Reaction
Start mission
Morgan2.png Having deadly weapons of mass destruction is good, but you know what's better? Deadly weapons of mass destruction ON TANKS!
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Now you're talkin'!
I've been workin' up a design based on the Flame Tanks that can spray poison like - everywhere - without putting the driver in much danger!
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Finished! Whew! That's a fine lookin' piece of machinery if I ever saw one!
Morgan2.png Let me guess, Ramsey: you want to test it out.
Npc sergeant full.png Damn straight!
Morgan2.png Well, don't worry; I'm sure the Rebels won't be giving up their... OUR chemical weapons that easily.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full.png Bring 'em on!

Chemical Reaction[]

Level: 44 Prereq: Tanks for the Memories
Npc sergeant full.png Let's get it done! NpcRebel icon.png Beat 4 Rebel Armies
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,500
Followup: Sieging the Day
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png You look pale, Perkins. What's the matter? Floyd looking for "volunteers" again?
Npc noob full.png No, sir! It's Rebels! They're everywhere! Literally everywhere, all over the frontier! It looks like they're hauling the chemicals away as fast as they can.
Npc sergeant full.png Morgan, I have an idea: we kill two birds with one stone again. We follow them to the lab. Then we pounce, and kick their butts so hard they'll realize that using it is more trouble than it's worth.
Morgan2.png Man, your plans sure are murder-heavy.
Still, it's a good idea. Go forth and slaughter, Sergeant.
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full.png That must be it! An Imperial lab, all the way out here...
Morgan2.png An Imperial lab full of chemicals that could kill us all if we look at them funny. I'm bringing Floyd in; I have a feeling we'll need him.
Npc sergeant full.png Better hurry. There are still Rebels in that lab, and I can't guarantee they'll still be here when you get back.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png Ramsey is kind of starting to worry me.

Sieging the Day[]

Level: 44 Prereq: Chemical Reaction
Npc sergeant full.png I'm trying to be careful, but that's tricky with a minigun. NpcRebel icon.png Destroy the Rebel Occupation!
Reward: Resource-xp.png 5,000, Resource-chem.png 15
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png This equipment... That tang in the air... Yes! This is definitely the Imperial chemical research lab!
Npc sergeant full.png As if you couldn't tell from the Rebel presence.
Morgan, I'm going in.
Morgan2.png Look, I know you're angry, but for god's sake, be careful! The Rebels will be desperate to hold on to this place.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png And try not to damage any of the equipment! Destroying anything could unleash a disastrous tide of gas over the entire area! It would kill all of us and probably upset the local ecology something fierce!
Finish mission
Morgan2.png Damn, there's not much left. Floyd, any chance of getting this up and running again?
Npc engineer full~ipad.png After the damage Ramsey did? Not likely.
Npc sergeant full.png I said I was sorry!
Npc engineer full~ipad.png We've cut off the supply, but it looks like the Rebels were able to move the bulk of it out.
Morgan2.png I guess we'll just have to take it back the hard way.
Reward screen
Npc noob full.png So did they move those chemicals from my footlocker?

Big Rebels in My Backyard[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Homecoming
Npc noob full.png I'm kinda surprised I didn't get in trouble for telling him. NpcRebel icon.png Defeat the Rebels on the World Map
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,500
Followup: Chaos Rules
Start mission
Npc noob full.png Sir! We've got trouble!
Morgan2.png Silver Wolves? Again?
Npc noob full.png Oh, no, sir. We have Rebel patrols. I assume they're pursuing Sergeant Ramsey, trying to figure out where we are.
Morgan2.png Oh. That's much, much worse.
Finish mission
Npc noob full.png Well done, sir! That'll teach those Rebels not to mess with us.
Npc sergeant full.png No, it'll teach them that Rebels who move north vanish, and that there's definitely something worth investigating.
Morgan2.png Then we'll give them an answer they'll like.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png It's my plan. I'm the genius.

Chaos Rules[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Big Rebels in My Backyard
Morgan2.png Such a good plan, you guys. NpcRebel icon.png Attack the Rebel Camp on the World Map
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,500
Followup: Bad Attention
Start mission
Npc raiderelder full.png And you think this plan will work?
Morgan2.png Totally! If we attack their northern camp as Raiders, the survivors will all have the same report. Rebel command will suddenly have a very compelling story about how crazed Raiders are wiping out any force that heads north.
Npc raiderelder full.png Crazed Raiders, eh?
Morgan2.png Oh, like you guys DON'T attack people that travel north?
Npc raiderelder full.png I concede your point.
Finish mission
Npc raiderelder full.png We have done as you requested, Morgan. The Rebels have been struck by the full fury of our people.
Morgan2.png Full fury? Some of them survived, right? They'll be able to report back what happened, won't they?
Npc raiderelder full.png Probably? My people could have survived some of the wounds we inflicted. I cannot speak for your Rebels.
Morgan2.png Eh, I'll take it.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png I'm like 95% sure this will work.

Oh, Thank Heaven![]

Level: 41 Prereq: Homecoming
Morgan2.png I can almost taste the sugar and cholesterol already! ConvenienceStore icon.png Build a Convenience Store
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,000
Followup: Caffeine Fiends
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png Captain, we have a bit of a problem.
With all the refugees we're taking in and the soldiers we're training, our food supplies are starting to get stretched thin. Without the Empire sending us support...
Morgan2.png I have an idea: a convenience store! That way, our troops can get lamp-warmed hot dogs and gallons of overcaffeinated energy drinks at all hours!
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Really, Morgan? Can't we do better than soda in cups larger than my head and cheese in colors that don't exist in nature?
Morgan2.png Sorry, Floyd, beggars can't be choosers. I'm sure the rest of the outpost agrees. Besides, all the extra fat will keep us going until we get more supplies.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png Finally, it's open! Smell that? That's the smell of modern progress! And mass-produced coffee that tastes like liquid road tar. Our food problems are solved!
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Wait a moment. We built this abomination because we don't get food supplies from the Empire. So where is the Convenience Store getting ITS food?
Morgan2.png That's the best part!
It came pre-stocked with five years worth of prepackaged processed food-like products! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a nacho binge to start...
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad.png But that just raises more questions!

Caffeine Fiends[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Oh, Thank Heaven!
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Ugh... I'm getting dizzy from the concentrated mammoth smell... Mammoth icon.png Fend off the mammoth invasion!
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,500
Followup: Dinner for Two
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Whoa! It's an earthquake!
Npc sergeant full.png It's worse than an earthquake - it's mammoths!
A whole herd of them coming straight for us!
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Really? But why? They've never bothered us like this before...
Npc sergeant full.png Worry about that later! We have to get them out of here before they trample everything!
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full.png Whew, that's all of them. But I wish we knew what brought them here in the first place.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I think I can answer that.
I've been studying the mammoth corpses, and discovered that they require an unusually high amount of caffeine in their diet to stay awake in their cold habitats.
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Wait, you mean...?
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Yes! They were attracted here by the Convenience Store and the smell of its coffee! Sorry I didn't know before this, or I would've pushed against it even more strongly...
Npc sergeant full.png Well, we're stuck with them now. No way is Morgan going to give up his morning coffee. I'll set up more patrols to keep them away from sensitive areas of the outpost.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad.png We wouldn't have had this problem with healthy food.

Dinner for Two[]

Level: 42 Prereq: Caffeine Fiends
Npc sergeant full.png I think I might pull this off. Job missionWine icon.png Make Wine at the Distillery
DressTrenchcoat.png Make Dress Trenchcoat at the Uniform Factory
Boarpen hotdog icon.png Make Hot Dogs at the Boar Pen x 2
Cost: Resource-time.png 1d, Resource-Gold.png 2,970
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,000
Followup: Long Walks and Sunsets
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png So, Zoey, I'm thinking it's about time I treat Cassidy to a proper date. I thought maybe with you being a girl and all, you could maybe give me some pointers.
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Well, I don't know Cassidy that well, but there ain't many girls who don't appreciate a fella dressin' up nice and sittin' down for a fancy meal.
Npc sergeant full.png Dress up? I got that under control... what exactly constitutes "fancy?"
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Aww, you know, good food and a bottle of wine!
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full.png *AHEM*
Hello, Cassidy, I was wondering if you—
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png Ramsey, why are you wearing a dress uniform?
Npc sergeant full.png Oh, uh... I wanted to look nice so I could ask you out on a date.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png You don't need to dress up. Just ask me out, and we'll make plans. When are you free?
Npc sergeant full.png Oh, right, I... I kind of already set up the date, and I was just hoping you'd come with me right now and eat hot dogs.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png Sure. Let's go eat hot dogs.
Reward screen
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png It's lucky I love hot dogs.

Long Walks and Sunsets[]

Level: 42 Prereq: Dinner for Two
Npc sergeant full.png I never thought I'd be this happy. Npc sharpshooter icon.png Shoot stuff
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,000
Followup: Sisterhood is Powerful
Start mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png Dinner was delicious, hon, thank you so much. What's next?
Npc sergeant full.png Next? I... this is everything I planned.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png It's fine. Let's just spend some time together. What do you do for fun?
Npc sergeant full.png Shoot stuff.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png Hell, why'd we waste time eatin' dinner? Let's go!
Finish mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png Sergeant Ramsey, you sure do know how to show a lady a good time.
Npc sergeant full.png Well, I don't know that most ladies would enjoy it, but you do, and you're the only one that counts.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png Damn right.
Reward screen
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png I think I'll keep him.

Marin Area[]

Level: 41 Prereq: The Iron Pillar of Kalakuri, The Great Escapade
Morgan2.png I find things get a lot less vague after a few shots. Mapicon.png Investigate the Trouble Near Marin
Followup: Marin Area
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png Lieutenant! I'm getting reports of some kind of stand off outside Marin. Shots fired... it's all pretty vague.
Morgan2.png Well, I'm sure once we get down there and fire some shots back everything will get a lot less vague.
Npc sergeant full.png I'll get the men moving.

Marin Area[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Marin Area
Morgan2.png Seriously, you try keeping track of all the fights I get into. It's rough! Mapicon.png Go to the Marin Area
NpcRebel icon.png Defeat the Rebels
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,100
Followup: Sons of the Empire
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png We've got Rebels, sir!
Not too many, probably a scouting party. But it looks like they've been pinned down by Imperial forces!
Morgan2.png Seriously? Did I already send Perkins down here to take care of this? It gets hard to keep track of after a while...
Npc sergeant full.png Negative, Lieutenant. These aren't our men.
Morgan2.png Well, what do you say we give these fine folks a hand?
Finish mission
Morgan2.png I gotta tell you guys, it's a hell of a pleasant surprise to see some friendly faces out here. I'm Lieutenant Morgan with the 95th Rifles and—
Npc veteran full.png We know who you are, Morgan.
You're the guys making life complicated for the rest of us.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png Am I famous?

Sons of the Empire[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Marin Area
Morgan2.png Maybe one of the things that needs repairs is his manners. Steel ibeams icon.png Give Marin 4000 Steel
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,000
Followup: Sons of the Empire II
Start mission
Morgan2.png You've heard of us?
I guess we have been pretty active lately, meeting lots of people... But why haven't we heard of you?
Npc veteran full.png Because I know to keep a low profile and get the job done.
Do you see me running off and sticking my nose into every argument a dirt farmer has with his neighbor? Hell no. We're here, protecting Imperial citizens and trying to keep this city from falling apart.
Morgan2.png We've been doing that too. Just, you know, in lots of little cities instead of one big one. Though the Outpost is getting to be quite the little city itself...
Npc veteran full.png And making giant targets out of yourselves and every city you visit while you're at it. Look, you love helping so much? Marin doesn't need your guns. We need your steel. Lots of repairs here, not enough steel.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png You know, we've actually got a pretty healthy level of steel production going. Not to mention food, medicine, that kind of thing. If you guys wanted more help we could—
Npc veteran full.png Look, I know you think you're doing the right thing, but we don't want to play hero. If you folks want to run up and down the Frontier, that's fine, but we're gonna take care of our own. That's what soldiers do.
Morgan2.png Also we march a lot. I mean, yeah, that's kinda secondary I guess, but, you know... we do it.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png Man, I used to be so good at marching. Just super good.

Sons of the Empire II[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Sons of the Empire
Npc sergeant full.png I mean, lately. Mapicon.png Go to Marin
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt mission.png Defeat the Silver Wolves!
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,150
Followup: Sins of the Empire
Start mission
Morgan2.png I feel like we got off on the wrong foot with the troops holed up in Marin. They've got some good points about the way we're overextending ourselves, and it would be really valuable if we could have them as allies...
Npc sergeant full.png Well, we could take out the Silver Wolves that are camped outside Marin. That would probably help win them over.
Morgan2.png Woah, Silver Wolves? Why haven't we already jumped on this?
Npc sergeant full.png This was exactly the kind of help they said they didn't want. I'm generally pretty good at listening to orders.
Finish mission
Npc veteran full.png What the hell do you think you're doing?
Morgan2.png Protecting you from murderous thugs?
Npc veteran full.png We had an agreement!
The Silver Wolves get a little food and some of that steel you gave us and they leave us alone.
Morgan2.png You paid them off? With OUR steel?
Reward screen
Morgan2.png So this is righteous indignation...

Sins of the Empire[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Sons of the Empire II
Morgan2.png Hit 'em hard, Rifles! Npc veteran mission.png Defeat the Imperial Hold Outs in Marin
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,150
Followup: Sins for the Empire
Start mission
Morgan2.png You took our steel, which you claimed you needed for repairs, and used it to pay off the Silver Wolves?!
Npc veteran full.png We said we needed it to keep Marin safe. And that's what we did.
Morgan2.png You gave aid to the enemy!
Npc veteran full.png Our enemy is the Rebel army, and the Silver Wolves are the only thing keeping them from swarming the Frontier and killing or imprisoning every last one of us!
If you weren't so caught up trying to do the right thing, you'd do the smart thing and get out of their way!
Morgan2.png So we should roll over and ignore people in need like you cowards?
Npc veteran full.png Men, let's show this pompous ass what cowards we are!
Finish mission
Morgan2.png Enough!
I'm not wasting any more time, blood, or bullets on you people. You develop a conscience, let us know.
Npc veteran full.png How's that high horse feel, Morgan? You comfy up there? Got a good view of all the death your idealistic crap is causing?
Morgan2.png 95th Rifles, let's go home.
Reward screen
Npc veteran full.png How many people have died on your watch?

Sins for the Empire[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Sins of the Empire
Morgan2.png All right boys. Let's be good guys. Field rice icon.png Grow 2 Rice at the Field
Grittybagel icon.png Bake a Gritty Bagel
Raptorwings icon.png Make 3 Buffalo Raptor Wings at the Raptor Ranch
Cost: Resource-time.png 9h, Resource-Gold.png 690
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,200
Followup: House Calls
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png You want us to send them food? They lie, they give aid and comfort to the enemy, they attack us, and you're sending them food?
Morgan2.png That's still a city full of Imperial citizens. They still need food and aid. It's not their fault they're protected by dicks.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I have to agree with Morgan. A lot of people are effectively trapped there. Perhaps our generosity will inspire change from within.
Morgan2.png I wouldn't count on it.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Morgan, between the two of us, I'm extremely proud of the decisions we've made. I really feel like we're doing good.
Morgan2.png Do you think so? Are we making the right choice? Are we just perpetuating conflict and putting lives at risk?
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I think you could ask any person in Recoil Ridge, or Sundale, or any of the other little towns we've helped. We're making a difference.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png I hope Floyd is right.

Mystery Troops 2 (Hidden)[]

Level: 41 Prereq: Mystery Troops 1 (Hidden)
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I think those people attacked us with some kind of portable LASER! LandEncounter i17 icon.png Defeat Mystery Troops
Followup: Mystery Troops 3 (Hidden)
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I think those people attacked us with some kind of portable LASER! This is quite surprising.
The only laser I know of is Tragan University in Cariston. It was used to teach the more prodigal students the values of lateral thinking. And to scare undergrads.
I never imagined it was possible to create a weapon out of it! The one I saw weighed a ton and required more power than entire factories. If it can be made portable...!

Mystery Troops 3 (Hidden)[]

Level: 42 Prereq: Mystery Troops 2 (Hidden)
Npc engineer full~ipad.png If we could get ahold of one of those lasers, why, the applications are endless! LandEncounter i17 icon.png Defeat Mystery Troops
Followup: Gun Envy
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png If we could get ahold of one of those lasers, why, the applications are endless! We could improve the efficiency of our coal plants, possibly even lower our electricity bill. If my assumptions are correct, that is.

Gun Envy[]

Level: 43 Prereq: Mystery Troops 3 (Hidden)
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Be very very careful. Try not to look directly at the gun while it is firing. Laser technician icon.png Battle the Mysterious Soldiers
JackBoot.png Make a new pair of Jackboots
Cost: Resource-time.png 6h, Resource-Gold.png 265
Reward: Resource-xp.png 5,000
Followup: Focus Testing
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Morgan, I've been investigating the damage done to Perkins' boot by that laser gun we were attacked with.
These people have created a handheld weapon that can melt or burn through conventional armors, but I don't know how.
Npc sergeant full.png Sir, these people are a security threat.
We absolutely need to figure out how these guns work, if only so we can protect ourselves from them. I don't like not knowing what I'm up against.
Morgan2.png You had me at "damage done to Perkins."
I'll consider authorizing a mission to steal one of these guns. But I'm having Perkins confined to the base. We don't have room in the budget to get new boots for him every day.
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full.png All right, Floyd. We got your laser gun. Don't make me regret this.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Worry not.
I have the full might of the scientific method behind me. I'll get to the bottom of this!
Reward screen
Npc noob full.png Thanks for the new boots - they fit great!

Focus Testing[]

Level: 43 Prereq: Gun Envy
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I hope Zoey can make more progress than I did. NoisyChainsaw.png Create 1 Noisy Chainsaw
Twister icon.png Make a Mechanical Squeezer
GasTwister icon.png Make a Gas-Powered Twister
Cost: Resource-time.png 12h, Resource-Gold.png 600
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,000, unlocks Coal Powerplant
Followup: Lasers Like it Hot
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Any progress with the laser, Floyd? Morgan told me you might need some help.
Npc engineer full~ipad.png The ON/OFF button remains impervious to my prodding. I tried pushing it, holding it down, even tapping it in patterns.
Zoey, do you think you can get the casing off of this weapon? The rivets on the side turned out to be decorative. I think it's fused into a single outer shell.
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Yeah, I think I can bust that open.
Wait, do you need whatever is inside to be in one piece?
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Do be careful! The insides could be highly volatile.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png These should do it!
I'll clamp the gun in this squeezer, then just twist and separate the casing with this chainsaw!
Morgan2.png I think this setup might have some applications for our information gathering ops. We could put a prisoner on a platform, and have the laser sloooooowly move toward him, right? Then—
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Morgan, you should probably get out of here. You don't even have any safety goggles on.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png I was willing to entertain Science. But it won't entertain me.

Lasers Like it Hot[]

Level: 43 Prereq: Focus Testing
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I was trying to avoid this. Coal and I are not on good terms. CoalPowerplant icon.png Build a Coal Power Plant
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,000
Followup: Gunning It
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I believe the device requires more power than we can supply at the moment. I really wish there was another option... but we're going to need coal.
A generator with a large amount of coal and oil might be able to produce enough energy to get this contraption turned on again.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Let's get this furnace blasting!
Npc engineer full~ipad.png It's working! The lights are coming on! And BLINKING!
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad.png What's that smell? It's like burnt hair...

Gunning It[]

Level: 43 Prereq: Lasers Like it Hot
Morgan2.png What is all that racket? Npc laserMalfunctioning icon.png Stop the Wild Laser Gun
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,500
Followup: Reparations
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Uh-oh! The thing's goin' nuts!
Npc laserMalfunctioning full.png BWEEOOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Quickly! Shut it down somehow!
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Yeah! Take that, laser!
Npc laserMalfunctioning full.png BWEEEeeeeeee...
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I'm sorry, laser. I wanted to be reasonable.
Reward screen
Npc laserMalfunctioning full.png ...eeep.


Level: 43 Prereq: Gunning It
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I've now had my "took science too far" moment. Hooch icon.png Make Hooch x 2
Mission disinfectant icon.png Make Disinfectant
Mission bandage icon.png Make Bandages x 2
Cost: Resource-time.png 1d 20h, Resource-Gold.png 4,710
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,000
Followup: Discovery Channel
Start mission
Morgan2.png Floyd.
Your stupid light show destroyed a bottle of hooch I was saving for a special occasion. I expect that replaced, along with an extra bottle for the emotional trauma suffered.
Npc sergeant full.png A laser shot through my bunk and singed Mr. Purrface! I've never seen him so scared!
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png I think those things can wait!
What about the people who were scalded by rogue laser blasts! They need their wounds treated!
Npc engineer full~ipad.png Don't worry, everyone! I'll fix everything damaged by the laser. I'll also start drafting a job posting for a "Senior Laser Specialist." Assuming we ever want to use lasers again.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png Well, Floyd, what have we learned today?
Npc engineer full~ipad.png That weaponized lasers are scary. And that I'm not trained as a laser scientist.
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Let's stick with what we're good at from now on.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full.png It's OK, Mr. Purrface. It was so scary - I know! It's all right now, Daddy's got you.

Training Day[]

Level: 42 Prereq: Call the Cavalry
Morgan2.png Hey, Judge, want to practice cracking the whip for a while? Shotgunner icon.png Train 4 Riot Troopers
Sniper icon.png Train 2 Sharpshooters
Commando icon.png Train 4 Rangers
Reward: Resource-xp.png 3,500
Followup: On Tracks
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Not that we're not grateful for everything you've done for us, Lieutenant...
Morgan2.png Fine, fine, we'll start repairing all the buildings tomorrow. I'll have Perkins spread mammoth patties for the flower beds...
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png No no! I actually wanted something different. See, we can't always be callin' on you to defend us every time we get attacked, so I was wonderin' what you'd suggest to help us stand on our own two feet.
Morgan2.png ... Really? You mean if I tell you what to do, you'll actually LISTEN? And without whining or arguing?
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Of course! Why not? You're a lieutenant in the Imperial Army, after all. You don't get there by bein' a dummy.
Morgan2.png No! No, you don't... All right, then, Judge, my opinion: first you have to train your citizens to defend themselves. Perhaps if you watch how we train our troops...
Finish mission
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png I have to admit, these matters are not my area of expertise, but you Imperials seem to have the training regimen down pat!
Morgan2.png We have to! We go through a lot of troops.
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Well, regardless, my militia captains will be putting your methods into practice at once! Bernmoth is a whole lot safer now, thanks to y'all!
Reward screen
Morgan2.png Finally, the respect I deserve.

On Tracks[]

Level: 42 Prereq: Training Day
Morgan2.png I'd get Zoey to help, but I think the judge wants his factory intact. Resource concrete.png Turn in 2150 Concrete
Resource iron.png Turn in 2150 Iron
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,000
Followup: Patriot Games
Start mission
Morgan2.png If you don't mind me saying this, Judge... You're treating us a lot better than Ma.
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Ma may like you, or she may not. But she sure as shootin' doesn't trust ya. You don't get to be her age and build a business empire like hers by trustin' blindly.
Morgan2.png Well, then, I'm glad that you, at least, are so gracious.
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png That's just the way I was raised, son. I give credit where credit is due. Anyhow, what's the next step?
Morgan2.png Vehicles. Against the Silver Wolves, infantry may not be enough. Not that you need tanks or anything, but at least some scout bikes will help a lot...
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Actually, I'm ahead of you there. We were startin' to build a Vehicle Factory when the riots started. All we need from you is a little push to help finish up.
Finish mission
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Well, now, ain't that a sight? Not only will we get vehicles to help in our defense, but we can build trucks for farmin', and provide jobs to boot!
Morgan2.png Yep, there's nothing like the military-industrial complex to advance civilization!
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Y'know, bein' part of the Empire was fine and all... We paid our taxes and got our supplies... But we never got the feelin' anyone CARED. Y'all are the first to actually care about us in a long spell.
Morgan2.png Well! Ah... We rugged, masculine frontier types have to stick together, don't we?
Reward screen
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Me? No, I'm not laughin'… Just… clearin' my throat!

Patriot Games[]

Level: 42 Prereq: On Tracks
Morgan2.png You men had better not embarrass me or the Empire out there! Npc judgePierce icon.png Practice with Bernmoth's Militia
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,500
Followup: Bad Attention
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png What's the next step for the Bernmoth Defense Militia, Lieutenant? We are completely in your capable hands!
Morgan2.png Kind of you, Judge... Anyway, I'd like to see what kind of progress your militia is making in their training...
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png How about a little sparrin' practice? And heck, why not add a little wager? Whoever wins more battles gets his men treated to a rip roarin' barbeque by the losers!
Morgan2.png You're on!
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Excellent! I'll send the troops on down. You engage 'em whenever you're ready. I'll make sure they don't hold back, so make sure you don't either!
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad.png Wow, look at this spread! I haven't seen this much food since my visits to Grandma's!
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Well, your lieutenant and I made a little bet, and I lost, fair and square. Eat up, folks!
Morgan2.png Oh, GOD, this chow is good. You're a very gracious loser, Judge...
Npc-portrait-Judge Pierce.png Well, the way I see it, we gotta stick together, or we ain't gonna survive. It's pretty much law in these parts, and I don't see any reason to change it for you folks...
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I'm sure the Lieutenant will thank you, Judge, if he ever actually takes a moment between swallows to breathe...
Reward screen
Morgan2.png Help... Choking... on... delicious... barbecue...

Bad Attention[]

Level: 44 Prereq: Chaos Rules, Patriot Games
Npc sergeant full.png You get caught ONE TIME... Mapicon.png Go South to the Heartland
NpcRebel icon.png Investigate the Rebel Camps
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,500
Followup: I Never Liked You Anyway
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png The Rebels have me worried.
Morgan2.png Seriously? Ever since my - you're right, BRILLIANT - feint with the Raiders, they've barely moved west of the great range.
Npc sergeant full.png That's just it. Not a single search party? No scouts at all? I'm worried they're planning something.
Morgan2.png Hmm, that's true. Aww, man. Now you've got me all paranoid. Fine, go take a look. See if you can find any evidence either way, and try not to get caught this time.
Finish mission
Npc noob full.png The intel and orders we're finding are pretty consistent. It seems the Rebellion's leaders are approaching the entirety of the west pretty cautiously. It's pretty much just "maintain a presence."
Morgan2.png Well, I'm going to pretend I trust Perkins long enough to say I'm satisfied.
Npc sergeant full.png Let me just go a little further. They've got a good sized base not far from here. A quick hit, and I'll go home happy.
Morgan2.png Aww, you seem so excited. I can't say no to that face.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png When he talks about guerrilla strikes, he gets these puppy dog eyes.

I Never Liked You Anyway[]

Level: 44 Prereq: Bad Attention
Npc noob full.png Ramsey keeps cleaning his gun and giggling. NpcRebel icon.png Break through the Rebel defences
Reward: Resource-xp.png 5,000
Followup: When the Cat's Away..., Imperial Relics
Start mission
Npc sergeant full.png OK, boys, this is a big one. We're hitting a Rebel base. We know we can't take them, but with luck, Perkins will be able to slip in, steal intel, and we can cover his escape. It's gonna be tough, and the Rebels are gonna hit us with everything they have.
Npc noob full.png Sarge, I'm ready for the mission, but I'd really appreciate it if you stopped smiling so much. It's kind of unnerving.
Npc sergeant full.png I can't, Perkins. I physically can't. Let's get 'em, boys!
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full.png Okay, Perkins, what did you get? You find anything?
Npc noob full.png Well... yeah. There's this report, about how while there are clear signs of Imperial troop remnants on the west and north, they appear to be small, and focused largely on self preservation. Not worth pursuing.
Basically, as long as we don't do exactly the kind of thing we just did, they're planning to leave us alone.
Npc sergeant full.png Aw hell. You want me to tell Morgan for you?
Reward screen
Npc noob full.png Maybe they'll keep leaving us alone?

When the Cat's Away...[]

Level: 45 Prereq: I Never Liked You Anyway
Morgan2.png Hey... since when does Cassidy give me orders? Mapicon.png Travel to Bernmoth
Reward: Resource-xp.png 1,000
Followup: Clean Up Your Mess
Start mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png Where have you guys been?
Morgan2.png Ramsey got us worried that the Rebels weren't trying to kill us, so we attacked them, and now they probably ARE trying to kill us.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png So you haven't been to Bernmoth? You need to get going! The Silver Wolves showed up in force!
Morgan2.png Seriously? I haven't even changed yet!
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad.png Go!
Finish mission
Npc noob full.png Oh god... this is...
Morgan2.png Panic later, Perkins. Let's move.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png We never should have wasted time down south.

Clean Up Your Mess[]

Level: 45 Prereq: When the Cat's Away...
Morgan2.png Get a move on! Npc SilverWolf mission.png Defeat the Silver Wolves
Reward: Resource-xp.png 6,500
Followup: No Time to Mourn
Start mission
Morgan2.png Let's do this. Hit hard, move fast.
There are hostages. Be careful, but don't let it stop you fighting. Better to lose one or two and save the town.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png Nice work, folks. Where's Judge Pierce? We need to start talking about the rebuilding effort.
Npc sergeant full.png He's... he's not...
Morgan2.png What? Was he hit?
Npc sergeant full.png I was with him. He was moving people to safety... It wasn't even...
… He's gone, sir.
Reward screen

No Time to Mourn[]

Level: 45 Prereq: Clean Up Your Mess
Morgan2.png Payback is empty, but very satisfying. Mapicon.png Return to the World Map
Npc SilverWolf mission.png Cut off the Silver Wolves en Route to Ma Pierce
Reward: Resource-xp.png 5,000
Followup: Go to Trotbeck
Start mission
Morgan2.png It's not... Judge Pierce was...
Npc noob full.png Sir, I'm sorry to—
Morgan2.png What the hell is it, Perkins? What's falling apart and going to hell now?
Npc noob full.png It's Ma Pierce, sir. She's radioing for help, saying that—
Morgan2.png Silver Wolves. Let's move.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png Damn, some of them slipped through. We need to hurry. Ma Pierce has enough on her plate.
Reward screen
Npc noob full.png Morgan is taking this pretty hard.

Go to Trotbeck[]

Level: 45 Prereq: No Time to Mourn
Morgan2.png ... Npc maPierce mission.png Go to Trotbeck
Followup: Putting a Stop to Things

Putting a Stop to Things[]

Level: 45 Prereq: Go to Trotbeck
Morgan2.png We'll take them all on at once. Npc SilverWolf mission.png Wipe out the Silver Wolves Force
Reward: Resource-xp.png 4,500
Followup: Burying Children
Start mission
Morgan2.png They're here. Damn it!
Okay. Let's take these guys. This WILL NOT be another Bernmoth.
Finish mission
Npc silverWolfBrute full.png Hmph. Pull out, boys. That's enough fun for today.
Morgan2.png I look forward to shooting that guy.
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce.png Haven't enough people been shot today?
Morgan2.png Ma! I'm so sorry, I tried to—
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce.png Take me to him.
Reward screen
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce.png Trotbeck owes you a debt.

Burying Children[]

Level: 45 Prereq: Putting a Stop to Things
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce.png Let's get this done. Mapicon.png Go to Bernmoth
Reward: Resource-xp.png 10,000, unlocks Bernmoth Memorial
Followup: An Invitation... to DANGER, Skarborough Solidarity, A Good Man, Temp Work
Start mission
Morgan2.png Are you sure you want to? There hasn't been any cleanup yet. Bernmoth is kind of...
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce.png My family came up in and around mines.
I've buried sons and daughters, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Somehow, I've never had to bury someone taken by violence.
I've been a very lucky woman. I...
I'm ready to go, Lieutenant.
Finish mission
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce.png He liked you. Thought you were decent folks.
Morgan2.png I liked him. Judge Pierce was a good... a great man.
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce.png This isn't over, you know.
Those Silver Wolves are going to try to do this again and again.
Morgan2.png I know. I won't let them, though. We'll stop them.
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce.png Well, I certainly hope so. You've got a long way to go, and it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.
Reward screen
Morgan2.png These people need us.


Level: 45 Prereq: The Duelists
Npc sergeant full.png It's still more training than Perkins got. Raider icon.png Defeat the Attacking Raiders with Raiders
Reward: Resource-xp.png 2,500
Start mission
Npc raider full.png We seek the Skinny Beast!
Morgan2.png Oh man… can I kill you guys tomorrow? I'm kinda swamped with like… naps and stuff.
Npc raider full.png We will not be deterred. You have crushed our greatest warriors in single combat. We would learn your ways.
Morgan2.png Hey Ramsey!
Give these guys some uniforms and point them at the next thing that tries to kill us.
Finish mission
Morgan2.png What the crap?
I thought you guys were working for me now.
Npc raider full.png We came to punish the oathbreakers who have joined you, but victory has proven their valor.
Morgan2.png Oh, seriously? Sorry, I can't tell you guys apart.
Npc raider full.png Skinny Beast, that is a messed up thing to say.
Npc raider full.png Wow, yeah, that is racist.
Morgan2.png It's not racist! You're wearing MASKS. It's impossible to distinguish you!
Npc sergeant full.png Jeez Morgan, you're just making it worse for yourself.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad.png I didn't know Morgan could still find ways to disappoint me.