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Seven to the Bar[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Settle This
Morgan2 Nobody makes puns on my watch. Mapicon Chase the Silver Wolves to the World Map
Npc SilverWolf mission Take out the Stragglers
Reward: XP 2,800
Followup: Welcome to New Haven
Start mission
Morgan2 Let's move, people. We can probably even pick off some Silver Wolf stragglers on their way back to New Haven.
Npc noob full We better leave now then, sir! Intel has them running back with their tail between their legs.
Morgan2 Dammit Perkins!
You know the rule about puns. "Tail between their legs?" You stay at the Outpost and think about what you've done.
Npc noob full But no, sir, it's a figure of speech, I was just...
Morgan2 Not. Another. Word.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Nice work, 95th! Perkins, give me a sitrep on New Haven.
Npc sergeant full He's not here, sir. He's still back at the Outpost.
Morgan2 He's what? What's he doing back there?
Npc sergeant full Thinking about what he's done?
Reward screen
Morgan2 I knew he was incompetent, but lazy?

Welcome to New Haven[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Seven to the Bar
Morgan2 We'll take this slow... Mapicon Go to New Haven
Followup: Mr. Stephenson, Tear Down That Wall
Start mission
Npc sergeant full New Haven, here we come!
Morgan2 Be careful Ramsey, this place is probably a fortress.

Mr. Stephenson, Tear Down That Wall[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Welcome to New Haven
Morgan2 Defenses this light... it doesn't add up. Mapicon Go to New Haven
ArmoredFortress icon Destroy an Armored Fortress
Def tesla coil icon Destroy a Lightning Tower
Icon mission SWDefenseTower Attack 2 Guard Posts
Reward: XP 2,900
Followup: The Roadblocks
Start mission
Morgan2 Ramsey, is it just me, or are the defenses here kind of...
Npc sergeant full Crappy?
Morgan2 I was going to say something classier, but yeah, basically.
Npc sergeant full I guess they assumed no one would try a frontal attack?
Finish mission
Npc SWconsigliere full I'm impressed.
Civilian casualties from your attack are almost 30% below what we projected. Of course, the ratio of killed to injured is higher than expected, but given your overall performance—
Morgan2 What the hell are you talking about?
Npc SWconsigliere full Civilians, mister Morgan. New Haven isn't a military outpost. It's our home, and while we've protected it well, it's still basically a civilian city. Just imagine the loss of life if you continue the attacks near the more densely populated city center...
Morgan2 You've made your point. 95th Rifles, let's regroup and consider our options.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Silver Wolves are the bad kind of smart.

The Roadblocks[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Mr. Stephenson, Tear Down That Wall
Npc mechanic full~ipad What if we built a road that's really sticky? Job machine spike chains icon Build 2 Spike Chains at the Machine Shop
Job lumber roadblock icon Build 2 Roadblocks at the Lumber Mill
Job toolshop dangerous obstruction icon Build 2 Dangerous Obstructions at the Tool Shop
Cost: Resource-time 12h, Gold 5,500, Lumber 600, Iron 1,000
Reward: XP 2,700
Followup: Occupy New Haven
Start mission
Npc noob full Wow, sirs, that was fast! I mean, I knew we, that is, you were going to crush the Silver Wolves, but—
Npc sergeant full We didn't. They're using the civilians of New Haven as human shields.
Morgan2 We'll need to go into Siege mode. Floyd, can we put together some road blocks? Concrete, chains, spikes, whatever we can use to block their movement.
Npc engineer full~ipad Zoey and I will get started.
Npc mechanic full~ipad What about a section of road that's on an axle, and it flips over when you drive on it? Oh! Or we put up detour signs, and then we paint a tunnel on the side of a mountain, and—
Npc engineer full~ipad I'll take the lead.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad These should do a pretty good job of limiting their movement.
Morgan2 For a while at least. It keeps them to smaller, off road vehicles.
Npc engineer full~ipad Unfortunately, they have more than passing experience with off road smuggling.
Morgan2 Hey, this was just phase one! Give me a little credit.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad If anything, I give him too much credit.

Occupy New Haven[]

Level: 56 Prereq: The Roadblocks
Npc sergeant full I've never seen the Lieutenant this focused. Mapicon Go to New Haven
Npc SilverWolf mission Occupy the Front Gate
Npc SilverWolf mission Occupy the Side Gate
Reward: XP 2,800
Followup: Stepping on Ants
Start mission
Npc sergeant full OK, we've limited their transport, but we know they'll just get all sneaky on us.
Morgan2 Sure, but while they're working out the logistics, we're going to pin down their gates. Those walls keep them locked out as much as they do us.
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full Okay, sir, we've got them locked down pretty tight, they won't be driving much of anything in or out of New Haven. Still, I figure they'll—
Morgan2 They're going to get people on foot over the wall to run supplies in at night.
Npc sergeant full Uh, yeah, probably.
Morgan2 Ramsey, I know how a siege works. I've been on the wrong side.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Why do people forget that I know what I'm doing?

Stepping on Ants[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Occupy New Haven
Npc sergeant full Negotiate? But... I wanted to shoot 'em! Mapicon Go to New Haven
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat 10 Silver Wolf Runners
Reward: XP 2,900
Followup: Get Daddy a Drink
Start mission
Morgan2 Alright boys, we're three for three so far. Now we just clean up the crumbs. We set up shop right outside New Haven, and we pick off as many of the runners as we can.
Npc sergeant full Seriously? We just catch as many as we can?
Morgan2 We don't need to get all of them, just enough to keep their supplies low, and wait for them to get hungry enough to negotiate.
Finish mission
Npc SWconsigliere full Mister Morgan, I believe you've made your point.
Morgan2 I'm not making a point, I'm using my demonstrably superior military might to utterly crush your forces in a war of attrition that you're losing SUPER BAD.
Npc SWconsigliere full Indeed. The thing is, all the food that gets through? It's going straight to the Silver Wolves. The only people starving are the civilians you claim to want to protect.
Morgan2 ...
You heard him folks. Let's go home.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full Wait, now we're not even starving them?

Get Daddy a Drink[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Stepping on Ants
Npc noob full Is... he okay? Hooch icon Make Hooch at the Distillery
Cost: Resource-time 12h, Gold 355
Reward: XP 2,800
Followup: Morgan's Heroes
Start mission
Morgan2 Perkins, I'm having a drink. Get some hooch made.
Npc noob full Sir?
Morgan2 I'll be in my quarters.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan, I know the Siege went poorly, but you can't just get drunk and pout.
Morgan2 Pout?
Floyd, I'm celebrating! We've tested them, and there's no doubt we're gonna win. If they had anything up their sleeve, we'd have seen it. They're screwed!
Npc engineer full~ipad Are you sure? While our forces may be superior, they have a rather expansive collection of hostages.
Morgan2 Give yourself a little credit Floyd. We're in a battle of wits. Stephenson is smart, sure, but I've got you, Zoey, and Aurora on my side. They don't stand a chance.
Reward screen
Morgan2 If Stephenson hadn't joined up with them, this would have been over ages ago.

Morgan's Heroes[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Get Daddy a Drink
Npc engineer full~ipad Ideal soil or not, a tunnel like this needs support. Steel girders icon Turn in 6000 Steel
ConcretePlantAdv 30 icon Turn in 8000 Concrete
Reward: XP 2,700
Followup: Handbags and Glad Rags
Start mission
Morgan2 All right Brainiacs. What've you got?
Npc engineer full~ipad The soil under New Haven is ideal for tunnelling. We can start a tunnel outside, but we'll need some people on the inside to establish a safe, and well hidden point of egress.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Me and the Raider Kids volunteered. I can oversee excavation and construction, but the real trick is goin' to be waste disposal.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Which is where we come in. They'll be using laser drills. We'll be able to burn out any organic materials, and the remaining dirt will melt down to glass and slag.
It's still likely the Silver Wolves will find our disposal sites and get suspicious, but if we're quick, they probably won't put two and two together in time.
Morgan2 What's up first?
Finish mission
Morgan2 Floyd did you REALLY need that much Steel? I mean, this isn't a permanent structure or anything.
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan, I'm a Civil Engineer.
I made certain vows, and I'm sorry if it's inconvenient, but they preclude half-assing the design and construction of a tunnel just because we're planning to blow the whole thing up after we're done evacuating.
Morgan2 Wait, the whole thing is going to be lined with explosive?
Npc engineer full~ipad Oh, yeah. It was Zoey's idea, but she won us over pretty quickly.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Wait, Civil Engineers take vows?

Handbags and Glad Rags[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Understanding Their Portion, Morgan's Heroes
Npc raiderkids full Disguises are fun! Job sweatshop imperial clothes icon Make Imperial Clothes at the Sweatshop x 3
Cost: Resource-time 9h, Gold 2,400
Reward: XP 2,700
Followup: A Minor Threat
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Okay LT, first thing, we're gonna need some disguises.
Morgan2 All right Zoey, this all hinges on you.
Npc raiderkids full And us! We'll be there too!
Morgan2 Right, we're also going to send these children into a combat zone.
Npc raiderkids full YAAAAAAAAY!!!
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad These are perfect. The kids'll look exactly like Imperial children!
Morgan2 Wait, we're just disguising them as Imperials? Why did we have to make special clothes? Don't we have children's clothes? Don't you, like, run an orphanage?
Npc mechanic full~ipad It's not just about sneakin' in. These clothes have a bunch'a secret pockets so we can smuggle in our tools.
Npc raiderkids full Yeah, and the shoes have secret roller skates!
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad As long as you're making spy clothes, why not hide roller skates?

A Minor Threat[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Handbags and Glad Rags
Npc sergeant full My trigger finger is ITCHY. Mapicon Go near New Haven
Npc SilverWolf mission Start a disturbance
Reward: XP 2,850
Followup: Double Reverse
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Now we just need a disturbance to distract the Silver Wolves while we sneak in.
Npc sergeant full PLEASE let me do it.
Please, please, please. PLEASE.
Morgan2 All yours Ramsey. Remember, we want them distracted, not on alert. You're supposed to pose a minor threat.
Npc sergeant full I'll keep it as minor as I can. Swear on Mr. Purrface's life.
Finish mission
Morgan2 What happened to keeping it small?
Npc sergeant full Sorry, a little bottled violence. Did Zoey and the kids get in OK?
Morgan2 Yeah, they're reassembling their tools, and expect to start on their end of the tunnel within 36 hours.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full Sorry I swore on your life, Mr. Purrface.

Double Reverse[]

Level: 57 Prereq: A Minor Threat
Morgan2 I know from plausible. SteelMill icon Assist at a Steel Mill 2 times
ConcreteMill icon Assist at a Concrete Plant at Recoil Ridge
AdvConcrete icon Assist at an Advanced Concrete Plant at Skarborough
Reward: XP 2,700
Followup: Garner and McQueen
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Our side of the tunnel is coming along well, but Zoey and the kids are going to need supplies inside to get things moving.
Morgan2 I'm already on it. We'll assist at the Steel and Concrete plants in Skarborough and Recoil Ridge. Then we'll have them ship the raw materials on roads we know the Silver Wolves are patrolling.
Npc engineer full~ipad So... we're going to... nope, no idea where this is going.
Morgan2 After the Silver Wolves steal the supplies and bring them back to New Haven, Zoey and the Raider Kids will steal them back and use them to finish the tunnel.
Npc engineer full~ipad That... seems plausible, actually.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad OK, kids, wait two minutes after I trigger the first explosion, set off charges beta and gamma, I'll slip in during the chaos, then you trigger omega when you see me leavin' in the truck.
Npc raiderkids full Why can't we just storm the gates or smash down the fence or shoot all the guards or—
Npc mechanic full~ipad Now kids, I told you, we're undercover. We can't go riskin' a big fight like that! You keep quiet and set off these bombs like you been told!
Npc raiderkids full Yes, Zoey.
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad They grow up so fast.

Garner and McQueen[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Double Reverse
Morgan2 The distraction will be us shooting them. Mapicon Go to New Haven
Npc SilverWolf mission Attack the Silver Wolves to draw attention
Reward: XP 2,900
Followup: Three Hots and a Cot
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad All right, the tunnel is ready. Zoey linked up with a resistance group inside New Haven. They're ready to start moving people out when you give the signal. Of course, to do it safely—
Morgan2 They'll need quite the distraction. I'm sure we can put something like that together.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad We're out! We got a whole buncha people out too. More'n half!
Morgan2 That helps, but it's still pretty risky to make a direct attack...
Npc mechanic full~ipad Don't fret, LT!
We started a mostly fake rumor about gas leaks in northern New Haven. They're movin' everyone south while they investigate.
Morgan2 Great work Zoey.
Reward screen
Morgan2 How fake is "mostly" fake?

Three Hots and a Cot[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Garner and McQueen
Npc engineer full~ipad The waste management situation has grown... complicated. Resource addPopulation Build Housing to Reach Population 315
Reward: XP 2,700
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Most of the refugees from New Haven have made their way to Recoil Ridge, Trotbeck, or one of the other frontier towns, but a considerable number have asked to settle on at the Outpost.
Morgan2 Really? Are they just really comfortable around maniacs with guns now?
Npc engineer full~ipad It's a reasonable explanation.
Regardless, they need somewhere to stay. We should do what we can to settle them in.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad They're all settled in. As many as we can manage, at least.
Npc sergeant full Man, this is definitely the weirdest military outpost I've ever been stationed at.
Npc engineer full~ipad It's interesting, isn't it? I mean, we're an outpost for a government that no longer exists. Think of all the twists and turns fate has taken to bring us here. It's pretty unbelievable. It's almost as if—
Morgan2 We're the capital now.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full The capital city is named The Outpost?


Level: 58 Prereq: Three Hots and a Cot
Npc sergeant full Mr. Purrface LOVES lamentations. Veh empire machineGunTurret icon Build an Unmanned Machine Gun Turret
Sw thug icon Hire a Wolf Thug
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: Ace Their Base
Start mission
Morgan2 Sergeant Ramsey, prepare the march. We have a rendezvous with New Haven.
Npc sergeant full Oh.. yeah... OK.
Morgan2 Seriously?
Come on! We're gonna go crush our enemies! There'll be lamentations! You love that stuff!
Npc sergeant full No, I know I do, it's just... I feel like with a tiny bit more firepower, we'd REALLY be able to destroy these guys.
Morgan2 Hey man, don't say I never did anything special for you.
Finish mission
Morgan2 There, is that better? I even got you a mercenary Silver Wolf for extra irony.
Npc sergeant full Well, I'M totally satisfied now but... Mr. Purrface thinks we should build Mechs!
Morgan2 No Sergeant. He doesn't.
Npc sergeant full Yeah, I know. He doesn't actually possess the power of speech.
Reward screen
Npc cat full~ipad Mrrow?

Ace Their Base[]

Morgan2 If you didn't go yet, hurry and go now. Mapicon Go to New Haven
Followup: Ace Their Base
Start mission
Morgan2 Okay guys, for real this time. Let's move out!

Ace Their Base[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Ace Their Base
Npc sergeant full Gonna mow 'em on down. Mapicon Go to New Haven
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolf Defenders
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Requiescat In Pacem
Start mission
Npc noob full Sir, they've regrouped and, for some reason, are moving out from the battlements onto the field.
Npc sergeant full So... they're abandoning their highly defended position? They're probably... um... huh. Yeah, no idea why they'd do that.
Morgan2 Well, it's either a trap or they're suddenly really bad at tactical decision making. I honestly have no idea which is more likely.
Npc sergeant full Soooo.... I guess we just shoot 'em right? Just kinda mow 'em down?
Morgan2 Jeeeeeeeeeeze, man... I... I think so, right? Yeah. Yeah! Let's mow 'em down!
Finish mission
Npc silverWolfBrute full Seems pretty brash Morgan, risking all those civilians.
Morgan2 So, first of all, we got most of the civilians out through a super awesome tunnel, and directed the rest safely away from combat. Even so, you took the battle outside the city. You're so bad at this, it kind of obfuscates how great at it I am.
Npc silverWolfBrute full Say it to my face, punk!
Morgan2 Your face is where I said it. I don't... I don't know how to say it more to your face.
Reward screen
Npc silverWolfBrute full It's a figure of speech!

Requiescat In Pacem[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Ace Their Base
Npc silverWolfBrute full I'll take all you jokers on! Mapicon Go to New Haven
Compound icon Attack Bronson's Compound!
Followup: Requiescat In Pacem
Start mission
Npc sergeant full Sir! Our scouts have sighted Doug! He's holed up in the compound in the middle of town.
Morgan2 The leaders live it up in luxury while their grunts and everybody else suffer in their hovels. Typical gangsters.
Okay, men, let's flush this rat out!

Requiescat In Pacem[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Requiescat In Pacem
Npc sergeant full Morgan can be kinda cold. Mapicon Go to New Haven
Npc silverWolfBrute icon Take Doug out
Reward: XP 3,350
Followup: Keep Your Boots On
Start mission
Npc silverWolfBrute full This is it Morgan, you and me.
Morgan2 No way, you're like, third in command. I mean, you're a horrible person, and I look forward to your death, but this is not the fight I'm invested in emotionally.
Npc silverWolfBrute full What, you're too scared to face me?
Morgan2 Let me put this a different way. You're about to die in a hail of gunfire from Imperial troops. As happy as that makes me, I can't shake the feeling that you're just a cog in a larger machine, and not even an essential one.
I'm here to watch you fall, but I'm not going to pretend it matters when you hit the ground.
Finish mission
Npc noob full The survivors are surrendering, sir! We did it!
Morgan2 No, we didn't. Why did they abandon their defenses? And where are Bronson and Stephenson?
Npc silverWolfBrute full Too slow again, Morgan.
Morgan2 He survived? Seriously?
This is... Tie him up, and Ramsey, if he does anything but bleed or breathe, shoot him.
Reward screen
Morgan2 He got shot like nine times!

Rustling in the Fields[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Distressing Damsel
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Why would the Silver Wolves attack here? Mapicon Go to Recoil Ridge
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolves at Recoil Ridge
Reward: XP 2,200
Followup: Who is Rescuing Who Now?
Start mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Hey Ma!
Something's rustling out in the fields. You stay put, I'm gonna go check it out.
Damn it.
That ain't no raccoon. It's a Silver Wolves raiding party. And I got no time to get backup.
Finish mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Don't move.
I got my scope trained right on you. Just what the hell are you doing in my orchard?
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full We're sorry! We were short on supplies and got hungry!
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad I wasn't born yesterday. If you don't want a bullet between your eyes I figure you better get real honest fast.
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full Okay, okay!
We planned a distraction in Recoil Ridge so we could lure the Imperials out of The Outpost. We had no idea anyone here would've stopped us so quickly.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Damn it. I better go warn Ramsey.
Reward screen
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full …Can I go now?

Who is Rescuing Who Now?[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Rustling in the Fields
Npc sergeant full ... Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolves on the World Map
Reward: XP 2,800
Followup: Surprise Attack! Are You Surprised?
Start mission
Npc sergeant full How does that feel?!
The Silver Wolves should be thanking me for the opportunity to witness such a glorious display of combat ability!
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Ramsey!
What are you doing all the way out here?
Npc sergeant full ...
What are YOU doing out here?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad What's it look like? I'm trying to save your ass.
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full Word from The Outpost is more Silver Wolves are on their way. I'd better head back, and you should go back to Recoil.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad I'm coming with you. I just took down an entire ambush. I think you could use the help.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full ... I just want to keep her safe.

Surprise Attack! Are You Surprised?[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Who is Rescuing Who Now?
Morgan2 If this isn't resolved by 11 AM I'm going back to bed anyways. Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolves at The Outpost
Reward: XP 2,800
Followup: Quandaries Over Coffee
Start mission
Morgan2 Ramsey!
Where the hell have you been? It's too early in the goddamn morning for this kind of nonsense.
Npc sergeant full I cut some of the Silver Wolves off heading up south, sir.
Morgan2 South? Cassidy, did this idiot go all the way to Recoil Ridge just to check up on you?
Npc sergeant full Well...
I mean, it was to our best tactical advantage to head in that direction.
Morgan2 I've officially decided I don't care. Just drive them off so I can go back to sleep.
Finish mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Ramsey, I've been thinking.
Npc sergeant full I'm sorry!
Yes, I came to check up on you! I worry about you!
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Oh I already knew that. I mean, I've been thinking about me. I don't want to be tending orchards all my life. Ma and Pa will be disappointed, but I gotta to do something for me.
Npc sergeant full Are you coming to The Outpost?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad I've got to think about it first.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full Something about her makes me blurt out the truth. It's... somewhat uncomfortable.

Quandaries Over Coffee[]

Level: 56 Prereq: Surprise Attack! Are You Surprised?
Npc sergeant full So what if Morgan finds out I stole his coffee? The more demerits he gives out, the less they matter... Job bakery gourmet coffee icon Make Gourmet Coffee at the Bakery x 2
Cost: Resource-time 4h, Gold 1,600
Reward: XP 2,300
Followup: Keep Your Boots On
Start mission
Npc sergeant full ...
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad I know. You want to know if I made a decision yet.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad If this wasn't an apocalyptic wasteland, I'd invite you to a coffee shop. Somewhere quiet we could talk.
Npc sergeant full We have coffee in the Convenience Store, but I don't want to drink that crap. Morgan's got a stash he thinks I don't know about.
Finish mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad At first I thought I should come to The Outpost, because I really like you. But in some ways I think that'd just be like staying with my family and that wouldn't do me any good.
Npc sergeant full Where will you go?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Installation 17. They need to learn to defend themselves, and I think I can help.
Npc sergeant full Cass, I don't know if you'll be safe up there.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Ain't about being safe.
Sneaking up on them Silver Wolves made me realize I got a talent that would be a shame to waste, and I could do some real good up there.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full …You do what you think is best.

Your Contribution is Valued![]

Level: 57 Prereq: There Will Be Oil
Npc engineer full~ipad It's so obvious. Why didn't I think of that? Job tool workshop card cannon icon Build a Card Cannon at the Tool Shop
Cost: Resource-time 12h, Gold 5,000
Reward: XP 2,400
Followup: Parties are Riots with Balloons
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad I've been observing a few Outpost workers at night through thermal goggles. Due to subtle changes in their body language, I suspect morale has significantly decreased.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Well, I mean, I figured that was kinda obvious.
What with the Raiders, and the Silver Wolves, and the whole Empire bein' destroyed...
Npc engineer full~ipad I've read psychological studies that concluded people feel better when they know they're appreciated. We could write thank you cards to everyone?
Npc mechanic full~ipad I don't know if that's such a good idea.
We should probably automate the process of writing thank you cards an' build an enormous distribution machine to shower the whole Outpost as a sign of our appreciation!
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad So what are the results?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Hard to say. When I fired the card cannon, people thought they were gettin' attacked and started screamin' and runnin' for their lives.
Probably shouldn't have made the damn thing so noisy.
Npc engineer full~ipad Well, they appear to have calmed down now. Perhaps the cards are taking effect? I better start taking notes.
Morgan2 Floyd, is this some kind of joke?
"We value your joyful spirit and enthusiasm. Signed, Floyd."
Are you TRYING to get the firing squad?
Npc engineer full~ipad It might be a good idea to call this off and try something else...
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad ...Why did the card writing machine have to sign in my name?

Parties are Riots with Balloons[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Your Contribution is Valued!
Npc raiderkids full I've got dibs on the turret! Job bakery allTheCookies icon Bake All The Cookies at the Bakery
Job bakery giant pie icon Bake a Giant Pie at the Bakery
Mapicon Go to the Raider Training Camp
Cost: Resource-time 1d 5h, Gold 2,050
Followup: Party, With Animals
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad The automated card machine was a complete failure and morale is still low. We could... offer free hugs?
Npc mechanic full~ipad How 'bout we throw a big party instead? People got to have a reason to celebrate, even if it's for nothin' at all except still being alive.
Npc engineer full~ipad Not a good idea.
In my opinion the only difference between a party and a riot is that parties have balloons.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Oh come on, it'll be fun. We'll do the baking, and the Raider kids will get the decorations. Right, kids?
Npc raiderkids full We're on it!

Party, With Animals[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Parties are Riots with Balloons
Npc raiderkids full …Where are the eyes? Sandworm icon Defeat Sandworms at the Raider Training Camp
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: A Party Never Goes Unpunished
Start mission
Npc raiderkids full Taro, stop kicking the back of my chair!
Npc raiderkids full Guys, be quiet. I see sandworms right over there!
Npc raiderkids full Go for the eyes!
Reward screen
Npc raiderkids full Everyone is going to love these party decorations!

A Party Never Goes Unpunished[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Party, With Animals
Npc mechanic full~ipad It's a wonder anyone around here is still alive... BoomBoomRaider icon Defeat the Animals and Raiders at The Outpost
Reward: XP 3,000
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Floyd, I don't want to say that pie looks terrible, but-
Npc engineer full~ipad Zoey, I don't understand!
Baking should be just like Science, measurements and analysis. Why do I keep burning the crust? Why is there flour everywhere? Help!
Npc raiderkids full Zoey! Zoey!
We went out to get decorations and then Taro shot a missile at a mammoth and Yaro wouldn't let me drive and we ran into a tent full of grownups and now everyone is chasing us! Help!
Npc mechanic full~ipad Kids, when I said decorations, I meant you know, like streamers and balloons.
Npc engineer full~ipad I burned my hand on the stove! I need emergency medical care!
Finish mission
Morgan2 Why are there Sandworm corpses hanging up everywhere? And is that a giant pie? And Floyd sobbing?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Hey, LT. We were trying to throw a party to cheer everyone up, but as you can see-
Morgan2 -Yes, I can see it was a complete disaster. Of course I blame Floyd.
Npc engineer full~ipad I just... can't bake pies...
Morgan2 From here on out, I forbid any sort of parties, thank you cards, or any other sort of non-military related shenanigans you two may have planned. No more trying to cheer anyone up!
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full ...Well, the battles cheered me up...

The Experimental Chemical Alphabet[]

Level: 57 Prereq: The Siege of Marin - Part 2, The Sweatshop Boys, Entomophagy for Beginners
Npc engineer full~ipad I put a glass vial of the deadly virus in my shirt pocket for safekeeping. GasMask Make Gas Masks at the Uniform Factory x 2
Job distillery chemical b icon Create Chemical B at the Distillery
Cost: Resource-time 12h, Gold 5,200
Reward: XP 2,200
Followup: Unauthorized Spraying at Recoil Ridge
Start mission
Npc noob full Can you explain to me again why this isn't a terrible idea?
Npc engineer full~ipad Perkins, compose yourself.
My experimental formula, Chemical B, must be released into the surrounding towns to counteract the harmful pesticides that are driving the spider wasps further south.
Npc noob full Chemical B? What about Chemical A?
Npc engineer full~ipad Chemical A was a complete failure and actually created a rapidly mutating autoimmune virus when it came into contact with the pesticide. But I'm sure I'll get it right this time.
Finish mission
Npc noob full So I figured we could spray Chemical B on a small patch of abandoned land and measure the results before doing anything rash?
Npc engineer full~ipad Inefficient. We don't know who's spraying the pesticide, or where. Better to hit all the towns first and cover the widest amount of acreage possible. Maybe dump some in the water supply to be safe.
Reward screen
Npc noob full Of course, I'm sure I'll be blamed when this goes horribly wrong.

Unauthorized Spraying at Recoil Ridge[]

Level: 57 Prereq: The Experimental Chemical Alphabet
Npc noob full I just hope we're not shot on sight when we get there. Mapicon Go to Recoil Ridge
Followup: Chemical Warfare
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad First stop, Recoil Ridge!

Chemical Warfare[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Unauthorized Spraying at Recoil Ridge
Npc noob full Well. That's inconvenient. Npc spiderWasp mission Defeat the Spiderwasps at Recoil Ridge
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: To Greenborough!
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Okay, I've covered the east side with Chemical B. Perkins?
Npc noob full I sprayed the west side. But I need to tell you-
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt -This entire town smells like my grandma's mouthwash. What the hell are you two doing here?
Actually, forget that, what are these Spiderwasps doing here?
Finish mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt I'm assuming there's some sort of explanation for this.
Npc engineer full~ipad An unfortunate anomaly, I'm sure. The Spiderwasps are getting more erratic in their behavior these days...
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt I didn't actually care what the explanation was. I just wanted you to leave.
Npc engineer full~ipad Oh.
Well. Let's spray Greenborough next.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad I'm just really hoping these chemicals don't make us grow extra limbs or start coughing up blood.

To Greenborough![]

Level: 57 Prereq: Forward Momentum, Chemical Warfare
Npc noob full Because Recoil Ridge worked out so well for us. Mapicon Go to Greenborough
Followup: Nothing Could Go Wrong, Again
Start mission
Npc noob full Going off to Greenborough I guess...

Nothing Could Go Wrong, Again[]

Level: 57 Prereq: To Greenborough!
Npc engineer full~ipad ...Sometimes other people have to deal with the consequences of those mistakes. Npc spiderWasp mission Defeat the Spiderwasps at Greenborough
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: Can You Count the Chemicals?
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad I've reached the conclusion that I may have miscalculated the effects of Chemical B.
Npc noob full Is that because we're surrounded by Spiderwasps again?
Npc engineer full~ipad Yes. It is possible that the pyrrolidine spider alkaloids I used in Chemical B could have induced increased aggression in the Spiderwasps.
Npc noob full WHAT?
Npc engineer full~ipad Lower your voice, Perkins! Science is about learning from your mistakes!
Finish mission
Npc noob full This is the end. I see a bright light. Tell my mother I loved her...
Npc engineer full~ipad Perkins, what did I tell you about keeping your composure?
If we get you back to the hospital in time we may be able to save all your limbs. Probably half.
While they're amputating your arms to keep the Spiderwasp poison from reaching your heart, I'll be figuring out a way to fix this...
Reward screen
Npc noob full I feel somewhat disappointed I'm not dead already.

Can You Count the Chemicals?[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Nothing Could Go Wrong, Again
Npc engineer full~ipad Sometimes Perkins has trouble grasping the simplest of concepts... Job distillery chemical c icon Create Chemical C at the Distillery
Cost: Resource-time 18h, Gold 7,000
Reward: XP 2,200
Followup: Back to Bigfoot
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Perkins, I've found the solution to our Spiderwasp problem.
Npc noob full Yes, all my limbs are still attached after the last encounter. Thanks for asking.
Npc engineer full~ipad Potentially we could be dead tomorrow due to aggressive Spiderwasp attacks as a result of Chemical B. However, Chemical C should neutralize the pyrrolidine spider alkaloids in Chemical B and return the Spiderwasps to their natural, kind of pissed off state.
Npc noob full And what about the pesticide problem we tried to get rid of in the first place?
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Perfect! Perkins, use gloves when you bottle the Chemical C, and let's head out.
Reward screen
Npc noob full Gloves? I bottled those chemicals wearing full body armor...

Back to Bigfoot[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Can You Count the Chemicals?
Npc engineer full~ipad Though I did bring more adrenaline shots. Perkins has a weak heart... Mapicon Go to Bigfoot Country
Followup: A Royal Welcoming
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad No more dithering around. We're going to go directly to the source this time.
Npc noob full I feel like we've already made this mistake. Multiple times.
Npc engineer full~ipad This is nothing like the last time. We're going to pacify the Spiderwasps, not capture them.

A Royal Welcoming[]

Level: 57 Prereq: Back to Bigfoot
Npc engineer full~ipad Really. REALLY angry. Npc spiderWasp mission Defeat the Spiderwasps at Bigfoot Country
Reward: XP 2,800
Start mission
Npc noob full I've sprayed this Chemical C everywhere. Can we leave now?
Npc engineer full~ipad It's our duty to Science to stay and observe the results.
Npc noob full Can we observe from a safer location? The Spiderwasps don't look any more peaceful.
Npc engineer full~ipad I'm sure that's their normal behavioral—
No, you're right. They seem pretty angry.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Run, Perkins, run!
Don't worry, I'll throw an adrenaline shot in your back!
Npc noob full That isn't necessary!
Npc engineer full~ipad You're in shock! You don't know what's good for you!
Npc noob full I know that I never want to see that thing again!
Npc engineer full~ipad I'm beginning to think disrupting the chemical makeup of the environment with no previous testing or research might have been a bad idea!
Npc noob full Really? You're just beginning to think that?!
Npc engineer full~ipad Keep running!
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad Let's not play the blame game here...

A Strange Request[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Dancing in the Moonlight
Morgan2 The man has a point. Job frontierButcher odd mammoth skull icon Make a Mammoth Skull at the Frontier Butcher
Job sweatshop odd poncho icon Make a Leather Poncho at the Sweatshop
Job frontierButcher odd roast icon Make a Ceremonial Roast at the Frontier Butcher
Cost: Resource-time 10h, Gold 1,450
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Guard Duty
Start mission
Npc raider ltcrazylady full Without raindrops, the mighty oak rots in the dirt. Only a seed.
Morgan2 Gah! It's her! But... she's alone? And she's not attacking us?
Npc engineer full~ipad I think... she needs our help?
Npc raider ltcrazylady full In the dark of a cave, a single spark shines so bright.
Npc engineer full~ipad Aha, I believe she does! And she has a list of... Hm. I think she wants us to make these for her?
Morgan2 And why exactly should we help her? And what if it's a trap?
Npc engineer full~ipad Well, she could sneak in and murder us all in our sleep at her discretion if she wanted to. Perhaps if we aid her now, she'll become an ally? Or at least spare us later.
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full What... What the hell...?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Just lookin' at this stuff kinda gives me the creeps!
Npc engineer full~ipad She was very specific about what she wanted. I must admit that I can't make heads or tails of it...
Morgan2 The day I understand Crazy Blades is the day you can send me to an asylum.
Reward screen
Morgan2 I don't look good in a straitjacket. But then, who does?

Guard Duty[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Ambushes, A Strange Request
Npc raider ltcrazylady full The old man gave us fire. Soon, he will give fire to all people. Mapicon Go to Shigurman's Bluff
Followup: Guard Duty
Start mission
Npc raider ltcrazylady full A wolfpack shares every kill. The lone wolf howls alone, dies alone.
Morgan2 Floyd? You seem to be our Crazy Blades translator. Got any ideas?
Npc engineer full~ipad Hmm. If I had to guess, given her body language, I'd say she wants us to follow her somewhere.
Morgan2 Can we trust her?
Npc engineer full~ipad I don't know if the concept of "trust" really applies. It's not like she's lied to us about her intentions...
Morgan2 Oops, there she goes... I guess we should follow her, then.

Guard Duty[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Guard Duty
Morgan2 I'm actually defending Crazy Blades... This must be a bad dream... Mapicon Go to Shigurman's Bluff
Npc raider icon Defeat the Gantas loyalists
Reward: XP 3,300
Followup: Ceremony
Start mission
Npc sergeant full What's she doing?
Npc engineer full~ipad It looks like she's digging for something. Perhaps she's trying to find another component of whatever it is she's trying to—
Npc raider full There she is! The failure! The Madwoman who couldn't protect the great Warlord Gantas! Blades in Moonlight, you die today!
Morgan2 Looks like we've got company. I guess Crazy Blades is busy with her... sticks, so I guess it's up to us.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Whew. They're gone. And it looks like Crazy Blades finally finished digging. Wonder what she OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Npc sergeant full I think... I think I'm gonna be sick...
Npc noob full It's dripping and it's stinky and... Oh, god, is it *alive*?!
Npc raider ltcrazylady full Secrets slumber deep below, dreaming of those who slouch in their footsteps.
Morgan2 Okay, I think this time ignorance is bliss. I'm... I'm going to go over there... far away from... that thing...
Reward screen
Npc raider ltcrazylady full The fool only sees. The wise also know.


Level: 58 Prereq: Double Double Cross, Guard Duty
Morgan2 I'm more the direct, shoot-up-the-place type. Mapicon Follow Crazy Blades to the Eastern Wastes
Followup: Ceremony
Start mission
Npc raider ltcrazylady full The farmer must redouble his reaping as summer ends. Our summer ends soon.
Npc engineer full~ipad I think she's saying she's almost done... but that the hard part is coming up.
Morgan2 I'll take your word for it. I'm not the philosophical type.


Level: 58 Prereq: Ceremony
Morgan2 Don't forget to bundle up; it's cold out there. Mapicon Go to the Eastern Wastes
S bigfoot adult icon Get rid of the critters
Reward: XP 3,300
Followup: A Flame Untended Grows Cold
Start mission
Npc raider ltcrazylady full Cracks in the mirror cast a poor reflection.
Npc engineer full~ipad Hmm, this is a tough one... It might have something to do with those Bigfoots and mammoths over there. It seems she wants us to get rid of them for her.
Morgan2 Ehh, well, if nothing else, it's good target practice.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Ah! It appears she needed the space for some kind of ancient Raider ceremony. The anthropological implications are staggering!
Morgan2 It looks to me like she's juggling the skull while hopping backwards on one foot around the roast and screaming like an eagle.
Npc engineer full~ipad Please, Morgan, you can't pass judgment on another culture like that.
Morgan2 Well, MY culture gave me booze and tanks, so I feel safe in saying— Huh, looks like she's done. So is it over? Does she need any more help?
Npc raider ltcrazylady full To the old man, we are so small. Ants. The way he sees us. But he is wrong. He thinks us small. We are not ants. We are stars.
Morgan2 ... And we're back to ominous again. Did we just help create yet another threat against ourselves?
Reward screen
Morgan2 If we're our own worst enemy, maybe we oughta start imprisoning ourselves?


Level: 58
Npc noob full I mean... I guess I have always kinda fantasized about being a ninja. Job uniform ninja costume icon Make Ninja Costumes at the Uniform Factory x 2
Cost: Resource-time 6h, Gold 1,400
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: How Alarming!
Start mission
Morgan2 Is it just me, or has Zoey been acting odd lately?
Npc noob full More so than usual...? I guess she's been kinda secretive...
Morgan2 Yeah, I'm not comfortable with that. I'd prefer my subordinates not be allowed to have secrets. Or personal lives. It's bad for operational efficiency. I'm gonna investigate to find out what she's up to.
Npc noob full Sir? That sounds like a massive invasion of her privacy...
Morgan2 You think so? I mean, I was going to go with minor, but if you think we can do massive... We're gonna need some sweet sneaking outfits.
Finish mission
Npc noob full Help... Sir... Having... trouble... breathing...
Morgan2 What are you talking ab— Huh, that does look a tad tight. The Factory must've been a little off with your measurements.
Npc noob full Can't... feel... extremities...
Morgan2 Your face is turning blue and your limbs are turning red. That's not good...
You're too colorful; that defeats the whole purpose of the ninja costumes to begin with! Zoey will see you for sure! Use your brain, Specialist!
Reward screen
Morgan2 Perkins...? Are you sleeping on the job now...?

How Alarming![]

Level: 58 Prereq: Tomb Raiders, Shadowing
Morgan2 I keep it in a jar on my desk. Mapicon Follow Zoey!
Followup: How Alarming!
Start mission
Morgan2 She's on the move; let's go, Perkins!
Npc noob full I still feel a little guilty about this, sir...
Morgan2 That's why I'm a Lieutenant and you're a mere Specialist. I had my conscience removed by a witch doctor the day I made Sergeant! Now come on!

How Alarming![]

Level: 58 Prereq: How Alarming!
Morgan2 Let's take care of them quick, before Zoey escapes. Mapicon Go to the Ancient Lab
S bigfoot adult icon Defeat the critter hordes
Reward: XP 3,400
Followup: Carnival of Pain
Start mission
Morgan2 Huh, the Ancient Lab. Wonder what she wants here...
Npc noob full It looks like she's examining some of the old devices.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Hmm, so maybe if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, that'll... Oops!
Morgan2 Oh, man, I hate it when she says that.
Npc noob full She's leaving, sir. Should we follow?
Morgan2 Of course we should. Oh, unless we're slaughtered by the hostile critters that just popped up behind us.
Finish mission
Npc noob full Bigfoots and spiderwasps fighting *together*? How the heck did that happen?
Morgan2 If I had to guess, I'd say whatever Zoey did caused it.
Npc noob full How do you figure that, sir?
Morgan2 It's *Zoey*.
Reward screen
Npc noob full He has a point.

Carnival of Pain[]

Level: 58 Prereq: How Alarming!
Morgan2 I'll get answers if it kills Perkins! Mapicon Follow Zoey! Again!
Followup: Carnival of Pain
Start mission
Morgan2 Welp, we can't let our massive number of incredibly painful injuries stop us! We're on a vital mission here!
Npc noob full Uh, I thought we were following Zoey around just to satisfy your own curiosity...
Morgan2 Of course not! Am I the type who'd break the trust of a subordinate and endanger someone else's life for my own selfish whims?
Npc noob full Well, I mean... Hey! Let's catch up to Zoey!

Carnival of Pain[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Carnival of Pain
Morgan2 I guess that means no. Mapicon Go to the Raider Sanctuary
Npc raider icon Defeat the Festival Warriors
Reward: XP 3,400
Followup: Defender
Start mission
Npc raiderelder full Zoey? She just left us.
Morgan2 What did she want? Which way did she go?
Npc raiderelder full I apologize, but I cannot answer. We are in the midst of one of our most important festivals. According to our tradition, all outsiders who come to us during the festival must be tested in the crucible of battle.
Morgan2 Surely that doesn't include us, right? I mean, after all we've been through together, we're practically family! Honorary Raiders! Right? Right...?
Finish mission
Npc noob full Sir... It hurts...
Morgan2 I can't hear you, Perkins. My ears are bleeding kinda bad. I might be kinda deaf now? Anyway, Elder Taos, now that we've gone through your beatings, tell us what Zoey was doing here.
Npc raiderelder full I told you before: I cannot answer. Why do you not ask her yourselves? Surely that would have been easier than fighting against my warriors?
Morgan2 But...! I...! We...! Arrrrgh!
Reward screen
Npc noob full I don't think my elbow is supposed to bend in two places.


Level: 58 Prereq: Carnival of Pain
Morgan2 This is the *best* day of my life. Def tesla coil icon Destroy the defensive structures!
Reward: XP 3,450
Start mission
Morgan2 Welp, I feel like a total failure. We've been following Zoey around all day, and all we have to show for it is an addiction to painkillers.
Npc noob full Sir, look! There she is!
Morgan2 She's setting up something... Now she's walking off. Quick, Perkins, this may be our chance! Let's see what she was doing!
Npc noob full Huh, she set up some kind of sign... But it fell down in the wind.
Morgan2 Well, let's go see what it says.
Npc noob full Got it! It says... "Defense System Testing In Progress. Do Not Approach."
Morgan2 Oh.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Ohmigosh! LT! Perkins! Are you guys okay?!
Morgan2 NO!
And I'm sick of this! Zoey, I order you to answer: what the hell have you been doing today? What were you doing at the Ancient Lab and the Raider Sanctuary?
Npc mechanic full~ipad What? Have you two been followin' me?
Morgan2 Answer!
Npc mechanic full~ipad Okay, okay, sheesh!
I was researchin' defensive structures to make improvements to our own! I was lookin' over the automated weapons at the Ancient Lab that Perkins saw, and askin' Elder Taos about the ones Raiders use! Where do ya think the cannon towers came from?
Morgan2 Oh. That makes sense. So... Perkins and I got clawed at, stomped, and shot up for... basically nothing.
Npc noob full Don't worry, sir. You get used to it.
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad Phew! Now I can go back to what I was *really* doin'!

Keep Your Boots On[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Quandaries Over Coffee, Requiescat In Pacem
Npc noob full I was just trying to establish context... Mapicon Go to the Eastern Wastes
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolves reinforcements
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Chasing Rats
Start mission
Npc noob full Sir, do you remember being certain something was up with the Silver Wolves?
Morgan2 Yes...
Npc noob full They've moved the bulk of their forces to Installation 17. It's a full scale assault. They were keeping us busy at New Haven and blocking the Installation's radio signals.
Morgan2 Perkins, what in the world makes you think it's appropriate to deliver that information with a cute "remember being certain blah blah blah?" I mean, you disappoint me almost constantly, but this is really a new low.
I can't believe... Perkins, I need you to leave for a while. Everyone else, put your boots back on.
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full No time to rest! You lazy sons of bitches get back on your feet and move!
Morgan2 Woah Sergeant, take it—
Npc sergeant full Cassidy's in there, Morgan. She's in there.
Morgan2 I'm sure she's fine Sergeant.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full She better be fine.

Chasing Rats[]

Level: 58 Prereq: Keep Your Boots On
Npc sergeant full I'm coming, Cass! Mapicon Go to Installation 17
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolves
Reward: XP 3,300
Followup: Door, Jammed
Start mission
Npc sergeant full Defenses at I17 are failing! We need to move!
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full God DAMN it!
Npc noob full We didn't... They're in, sir. We caught a lot of them, but the Silver Wolves made it inside, and sealed the building. What are we going—
Npc sergeant full We're gonna blow the damn doors off!
Morgan2 It wouldn't work. We need to go back to the Outpost. Talk to Floyd and Zoey. They'll know how to get us in.
Npc sergeant full I'm staying.
Morgan2 You can't just sit in the snow and freeze to death. That doesn't help anyone. Trust me on this Ramsey. We'll be back, and we'll get them out. All of them.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full Fine.

Door, Jammed[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Chasing Rats
Npc engineer full~ipad If I'm right, our priorities will shift rather radically. Job machine emp discharger icon Build an EMP Discharger at the Machine Shop
Cost: Resource-time 19h, Gold 10,000, Iron 300
Reward: XP 2,700
Followup: Snow Angels, The Wedge
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad We got it all worked out, LT!
First, we gotta disable the electronic locks. Right now, the doors ain't just locked, they're forcin' themselves together. Floyd'll make an EMP discharger that'll give me time to pry the things open.
Morgan2 How long until you're ready to move, Floyd?
Npc engineer full~ipad Less than a day? Though, Morgan, something's been bothering me... The Silver Wolves — all my field interviews imply they've always been disorganized and short sighted. Yet since the fall of the Empire, they've suddenly been galvanized into—
Morgan2 One thing at a time, buddy. Remember our talks about prioritization?
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad There you are, phase one of the plan. Activating that will disable all the electronic aspects of the locks at Installation 17. After that, it's just a matter of actually forcing the two 1,578,240 pound doors apart.
Morgan2 Whoa!
A million and a half pounds? Each?
Npc engineer full~ipad Roughly?
I did my calculations assuming a standard density for steel at 68 degrees, but since Installation 17 is well below freezing, the density would be higher, and given that I'm working off the actual dimensions of the doors, they're likely somewhat heavier.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Don't sweat it LT! I got a plan!
Reward screen
Morgan2 Zoey's plans are always... interesting.

Broken Arrow[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Oh, We Got Trouble
Npc sheriffPierce full No, wait, you don't have to... *sigh* Mapicon Go to Skarborough
Followup: Breach and Clear
Start mission
Npc sheriffPierce full Sergeant Ramsey, do you happen to know anything about the Empire's supply of surface-to-surface missiles?
Npc sergeant full What do you want to know about them? Model numbers, explosive yield, blast radius, cruising speed, launch procedures...? How much volume they displace?
Npc sheriffPierce full Actually, I was wondering... um... if any had gone missing recently.
Npc sergeant full A rogue missile! Sheriff, don't you worry! I'll be right over!

Breach and Clear[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Broken Arrow
Npc sheriffPierce full Why do I keep telling him things? Npc Frontier mission Rescue the Hostages at Skarborough
Mapicon Go to Skarborough
Reward: XP 2,800
Followup: Microwave Dinner
Start mission
Npc sergeant full Sheriff Pierce, why exactly are you asking me about a rogue missile?
Npc sheriffPierce full Please, if anyone asks, I didn't tell you anything. Some guy claiming to be an Imperial rocket scientist says he has an R-47 surface-to-surface missile, and if we don't pay a ridiculous ransom, he's going to blow Skarborough off the map.
Npc sergeant full The R-47 has a pretty insane launch procedure. It takes like six hours. Why don't you just go and shoot him in the head before he can fire it off?
Npc sheriffPierce full He says that if we talk to you, or if we make any moves against him, his henchmen will kill all of the hostages!
Npc sergeant full Hostages? Why didn't you say there were hostages?
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full All right! The hostages are safe. Now let's go get this madman.
Npc sheriffPierce full Sergeant, he still has the missile. The whole town is being held hostage.
Plus, we don't know where he is.
Npc sergeant full Never fear, Sheriff. Just give me his list of demands. I'll show you how this is done.
Reward screen
Npc sheriffPierce full I hope he knows what he's doing...

Microwave Dinner[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Breach and Clear
Npc mechanic full~ipad Where did I put my confectioner's pliers..? Job bakery toaster pastry icon Bake Toaster Pastries at the Bakery x 5
Job bakery toaster pastry tracker icon Bake a Traceable Toaster Pastry at the Toolshop
Coin Deliver 100,000 Gold
Cost: Resource-time 20h, Gold 12,500
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: The Final Countdown
Start mission
Npc sergeant full Zoey! I've got a list of demands from a madman—
Npc mechanic full~ipad What's Morgan want now? I already fixed the leak in the distillery...
Npc sergeant full No, an actual madman. A terrorist.
I mean, I understand how you could make that mistake.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Oh, geez! What do you need?
Npc sergeant full He's insisting on three truckloads of toaster pastries, along with a mountain of gold. I'm wondering if you could bake a toaster pastry that we could track, like a homing beacon?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Well, yeah! I thought you wanted something *hard*!
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Here you go, chief! I put a tiny radio beacon in there that you could prob'ly track from space!
...It's also totally deadly if you're exposed to it for longer than a day or so.
Npc sergeant full We don't have that kind of time. Perkins! Hop in that truck, and deliver our "ransom" to the rendezvous. We'll track it right to the madman himself!
Reward screen
Npc noob full Isn't the trip to Skarborough longer than a day?

The Final Countdown[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Microwave Dinner
Npc noob full …Where should I park this truck? Mapicon Go to the Outskirts of Skarborough
S trooper missileStrike icon Defeat the Madman before the missile launches!
Reward: XP 3,000
Start mission
Npc sheriffPierce full Sergeant Ramsey! Your plan backfired! The madman found your tracking device, and now he's about to launch!
Npc sergeant full Hmm... I should probably have anticipated that a rocket scientist would be good with machines...
We can't waste time talking! We know where he is, so let's go get the bastard!
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full Sheriff, your madman is in the ground. I hope you've learned your lesson.
Npc sheriffPierce full Yes... Next time we need to be rescued by the skin of our teeth, coming within a hair's breadth of total annihilation, we should call you for help.
Npc sergeant full That's the spirit!
Reward screen
Npc noob full I'm not dead!

The Wedge[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Door, Jammed
Npc engineer full~ipad I wouldn't call this plan "unlikely" to kill you exactly. Job toolshop mechanical wedge icon Build a Mechanically Assisted Wedge at the Tool Shop
Cost: Resource-time 16h, Gold 1,800, Steel 500
Reward: XP 2,700
Followup: This is the Part Hannibal Loves
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Alright LT, here's my plan. We build a real big wedge, we put an engine in it and treads on it, and we force the doors open.
Morgan2 Seriously?
No bombs or anything?
Npc mechanic full~ipad The doors're on tracks! It'd take forever to blow 'em up, but they're designed to be pulled apart. Trust me LT!
Morgan2 Well, you've done a lot of stuff that sounded crazier than this, and most of it much more likely to kill me. Proceed.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Well, that should do it. With these and a bit of luck, we'll be cracking I17 open in no time.
Morgan2 Just how lucky will we need to be?
Npc engineer full~ipad I'm... not aware of an extant unit of measurement for luck. Maybe .38 Rabbit's Feet?
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad That converts to 281 Centiclovers in metric.

Snow Angels[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Door, Jammed
Morgan2 Sometimes you just need to keep busy. Mapicon Go to the Eastern Wastes
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat 12 Silver Wolves reinforcements
Reward: XP 2,850
Followup: This is the Part Hannibal Loves

Encounter reward: Gold 20,000, Bars 5, Gears 5, Star 3

Start mission
Npc sergeant full I can't just wait around, sir. I need to keep busy.
Morgan2 Understood, Ramsey. Why don't you head out to the Eastern Wastes, keep the Silver Wolves from reinforcing.
Npc sergeant full Glad to.
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full They stopped sending guys. I guess word got back.
Morgan2 Sorry pal. If you'd let a few through, they might have kept sending them out.
Npc sergeant full I'll admit, I considered it.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full I just want some direction!

This is the Part Hannibal Loves[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Snow Angels, The Wedge
Npc noob full I really don't want to handle this. Mapicon Go to Installation 17
Followup: Breaking In
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Me and Floyd're all set LT! We're ready to go!
Morgan2 All right folks, let's move 'em out.
Npc engineer full~ipad Oh, I should note, don't have any electronics, machines or people you care about near the EMP Discharger when you set it off.
Morgan2 How near is too near?
Npc engineer full~ipad Well, if you trigger the discharge, then run away as fast as you can, that's probably far enough.

Breaking In[]

Level: 59 Prereq: This is the Part Hannibal Loves
Npc sergeant full You catch Cassidy in friendly fire, start running. Mapicon Enter Installation 17
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolf patrols
Reward: XP 2,800
Followup: Breaking Down
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Doors are open LT!
Morgan2 How long will the wedge hold?
Npc mechanic full~ipad I don't think the wedge is going anywhere, kinda ever. It's jammed in there pretty good.
Morgan2 Alright 95th!
Let's move carefully, there are a LOT of civilians down there, and we're here to rescue them, not catch them in friendly fire.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Bronson!
You wanna stop cowering behind scientists for a few minutes and get what's coming?
Npc SWleaderBronson full Be careful now, I have some very important hostages.
Npc sergeant full You lay one finger... we're gonna find out how long I can keep you alive and bleeding.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Ramsey is scary.

Breaking Down[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Breaking In
Morgan2 Wonder if I'll get my hands on Stephenson before this is over. Mapicon Enter I17
Npc SWleaderBronson mission Defeat the Silver Wolves
Reward: XP 2,900
Followup: Final Countdown
Start mission
Morgan2 It's over Bronson. The feint at New Haven, taking I17, it was smart, but it's too late.
Npc SWleaderBronson full Funny, Stephenson was sure you wouldn't be able to get in here in time... He was usually right about this kinda stuff. He was right about almost everything from the day he showed up.
Morgan2 Well, he picked a hell of a time to be wrong.
Finish mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Ramsey!
Npc sergeant full Cass!
Are you okay?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Fine. Hungry. I hid in the vents for days. Picked 'em off. They caught me sneaking out to find food.
Npc sergeant full I bet you gave those bastards hell, honey.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad You say it like I'm done giving them hell.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full Hell of a girl.

Final Countdown[]

Level: 59 Prereq: Breaking Down
Morgan2 There's plenty of Bronson to go around. Mapicon Enter Installation 17
Npc SWleaderBronson mission Defeat Bronson
Reward: XP 5,000
Followup: Sometimes You Wanna Go, Silver Wolf Strays, Environmental Impact Studies, It's Lonely in the Ol' Outpost
Start mission
Npc SWleaderBronson full You lovebirds might want to cut this short. We've got failsafe explosives all over this facility. You start running now, some of you might survive.
Morgan2 Move it folks! Sergeant, get these people to safety!
Npc sergeant full I'm not letting Bronson out of my sight!
Morgan2 I've got him! You go!
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad If either of y'all thinks I'm leaving without putting some rounds into that sucker, you're dearly mistaken.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Hey, how come we're not blown up?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad He was clearly lying about the explosives. I assumed you knew.
Morgan2 … I did?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Lieutenant... it's hard to believe I once hesitated to trust you. Thank you, thank you so much.
Morgan2 Don't sweat it. I don't exactly scream "trustworthy". Anything you can do with the surviving Silver Wolves?
Npc Archibald full We have some very, VERY secure test chambers in the lower floors of Installation 17. I'm sure we could free up some space.
Morgan2 It's better than they deserve.
Reward screen
Npc Archibald full It'll be very cozy down there.

Sometimes You Wanna Go[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Final Countdown
Npc Archibald full I'm sorry, young man, I don't understand why you're telling me this. Mapicon Travel to the Frontier
NpcRebel icon Defeat 6 Rebel scouts
Reward: XP 3,100
Followup: A Simple Pickup, Find Out if They Know Our Names
Start mission
Npc noob full Uh, sir...
Morgan2 We did it Perkins. We took down the Silver Wolves. Sure, there are stragglers, but I refuse to let that get me down. We've taken out their leadership, and nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.
Npc noob full Well, actually, that's—
Morgan2 I'm going to repeat myself. Nothing. Is going. To put ME. IN A BAD MOOD. TELL SOMEONE ELSE.
Npc noob full It's just that there's Rebel forces in the Frontier and—
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full Lieutenant, we can't ignore this, we need to respond.
Morgan2 I'm finishing my drink, Ramsey.
Npc sergeant full Seriously Morgan, we need to figure out what's going on.
Morgan2 And we will. But whatever it is, it's going to wait until I finish my drink.
Reward screen
Morgan2 It's not even that big a drink.

Temp Work[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Burying Children
Morgan2 This'll be the easiest gold I've ever made! Mapicon Head for Sundale
Followup: Temp Work
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce Good day, Lieutenant. How would you like to earn quite a bit of money? I need someone to—
Morgan2 Whatever it is, I'm in.
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce I thought you'd say that. One of my assistants is visiting her sick mother, so I need someone to fill in for her. I pay her *very* well, so I would pay her replacement *very* well.
Morgan2 Assistant? Like taking dictation, running mail, stuff like that?
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce More or less. In fact, your first task would be to make a small delivery of paperwork to Sundale.
Morgan2 Huh. I didn't know hippies did paperwork. But sure, if the pay's that good, I'm in!

Temp Work[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Temp Work
Morgan2 I'd better get paid extra for this... Mapicon Go to the area outside Sundale
WildBoar icon Defeat the critter hordes
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: A Simple Pickup
Start mission
Morgan2 Damn, what are all these critters doing around here? Is Sundale feeding the animals again? I TOLD Jonsey that raptors aren't cuddly!
Looks like I'll have to get rid of them to get by...
Finish mission
Morgan2 I have... paperwork from... Ma Pierce...
Npc jonesy full Tremendous! We always get a good price for our organic fertilizers from her!
Morgan2 Yeah, that's super for you guys. Look, do you have any antiseptic? I've got a few raptor cuts I need to treat.
Npc jonesy full You don't need that! Just put this all-natural, dung-based salve on them and cover them with some rough, scratchy willow bark, and that should— Hey, where are you going?
Reward screen
Morgan2 I'd rather just keep bleeding.

A Simple Pickup[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Sometimes You Wanna Go, Temp Work
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce I do what I must to help my kin and my business. Mapicon Go to the Heartland
Followup: A Simple Pickup
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce Well done, Lieutenant Morgan.
I hear you had some minor trouble...?
Morgan2 Yeah, "minor trouble" with razor sharp claws, ten inch tusks, and two tons of mammoth stomping on my skull. So what's next?
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce There's a delivery I need you to pick up in the Heartland. I have some relief goods for Trotbeck coming in from elsewhere.
Morgan2 Uh, from where? The Empire's gone, and aside from the Outpost, we don't really have any allies that would—
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce I said, from *elsewhere*.
Morgan2 Okay... got it.

A Simple Pickup[]

Level: 60 Prereq: A Simple Pickup
Morgan2 "Pick up a delivery." Thanks, Ma. Mapicon Go to the Heartland
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebel patrol
Reward: XP 3,300
Followup: Quality Assurance
Start mission
Morgan2 Huh... That must be Ma Pierce's supplier.
The guy who's surrounded by Rebels trying to confiscate his stuff. Swell.
Finish mission
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce This was supposed to be a delivery of food and farm equipment parts, not bullets.
Morgan2 The Rebels threw those in for free. I still have some lodged in my backside if you want more...
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce That won't be necessary, Lieutenant. Though I must admit that the scorch marks do bring out the color in your eyes...
Morgan2 Really?
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce No.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Mean woman, that Ma...

Quality Assurance[]

Level: 60 Prereq: A Simple Pickup
Morgan2 She's doing this on purpose, isn't she? Job homeSecurity stun pistol icon Make Stun Pistols at the Home Security Store x 4
Job homeSecurity dangerous cannon icon Make a Dangerous Cannon at the Home Security Store
Job homeSecurity huge shotgun icon Make Huge Shotguns at the Home Security Store x 3
Cost: Resource-time 1d 18h, Gold 5,550, Iron 1,200, Steel 200
Reward: XP 3,100
Followup: Piece of Cake... Er, Pie
Start mission
Morgan2 So, how are you going to try to kill me this time?
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce Oh, this one is very simple. You don't even have to leave your Outpost. Young Zoey has agreed to build some non-lethal weapons to arm Trotbeck's militia with. All you need to do is oversee their construction.
Morgan2 A fabrication job? That's all?
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce That's all. Of course, as my representative, you'll need to test each and every one for quality, but surely with Zoey in charge, that won't be an issue?
Morgan2 ...
Finish mission
Morgan2 Well, Ma, the weapons are working well. Sometimes TOO well...
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce Mm, yes, I see that. I didn't remember your uniform having quite so many holes in them.
Morgan2 Yeah, Zoey's inventions never go halfway.
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce I don't know if you've noticed, but a lock of your hair is still on fire.
Morgan2 Hm? Oh, I'm used to that. It happens a lot around here.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Never a dull moment at the Outpost... unfortunately.

Piece of Cake... Er, Pie[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Quality Assurance
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce It IS very good pie, though. Mapicon Go to Trotbeck to watch the pie
Followup: Piece of Cake... Er, Pie
Start mission
Morgan2 Okay, Ma, I've been, let's face it, a pretty incredible sport about this, but there is NO WAY your normal assistant gets shot, maimed, or set on fire as often helping you as I have been. I think I'm going to have to tender my resignation.
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce Calm down, Lieutenant. All I want you to do is to watch my pie as it cools while I make a business deal in Skarborough.
Morgan2 That's it? That's all I have to do? Watch a pie? It's in a normal place, and it's not made out of killer creeper vines or anything like that?
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce You're so paranoid, child. It's an everyday cherry pie sitting on my own windowsill. I think you can handle that, don't you?

Piece of Cake... Er, Pie[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Piece of Cake... Er, Pie
Npc raider full It is very good pie. Mapicon Go to Trotbeck
Npc raider icon Defeat the Raiders in the name of pie!
Reward: XP 3,200
Start mission
Morgan2 Okay... This is good... It is just a normal pie. It's not like I'm going to have to risk my life protecting it...
Npc raider full We have come for the pie of the Pierce Matriarch! We will shoot at anyone who gets in our way!
Morgan2 Of course.
Finish mission
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce I'm back. Did anything happen while I was away?
Morgan2 You... You...!
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce Ah, my pie is ready to eat! Would you like a slice, Lieutenant? I've been wanting to talk to you about the increased support the Frontier needs. I mean, you've seen first hand what we go through to get anything done.
Morgan2 Ma, you're a canny, scary woman.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Though that really IS very good pie...

Day of the Trebuchet[]

Level: 60 Prereq: The Sweatshop Boys
Morgan2 Also, I really want to find out what a "trebuchet" is. Mapicon Go to Recoil Ridge
Followup: Day of the Trebuchet
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Well, I'm outta here, LT!
Morgan2 What? You can't quit now!
I'm still waiting on that spring-loaded coffee maker you promised me for my birthday! I was going to use it to scald-slash-prank Ramsey.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Quittin'? I ain't quittin'!
I'm enterin' the Trebuchet Contest at Recoil Ridge, remember? You made me submit about twenty forms about it last month.
I put 'em in your inbox.
Morgan2 Inbox? I don't have a... Wait, did you seriously not realize this was a trash can?
Well, if you're leaving the Outpost, I'm coming with you. You're a key part of this organization, and I won't tolerate any risk to our investment.

Day of the Trebuchet[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Day of the Trebuchet
Morgan2 Usually, Raiders just like throwing things at *me*... Mapicon Go to Recoil Ridge
Dummy icon Win All 4 Events
Reward: XP 2,600
Followup: The Jaws of Victory
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Welcome, siege engineers, to the seventh annual Recoil Ridge Trebuchetathon!
Morgan2 Siege engineers? You mean a "trebuchet" is a weapon? This suddenly got *way* more interesting.
Npc mechanic full~ipad It's more than a weapon. A trebuchet is where physics, engineering, mathematics, and creativity combine, for the purpose of throwing small things really hard into bigger things!
Morgan2 I've never seen you so ... poetic.
So why are there so many Raiders here? All these gas masks are making me nervous.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Buildin' things that throw other things is a joy that crosses all cultural boundaries, LT. It's a celebration of all we got in common!
Finish mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt And the winner... by a sort of embarrassing margin... is Zoey from the Outpost!
Npc mechanic full~ipad Woo! Check it out, LT!
Even the *trophy* is a workin' trebuchet! Though I figure I could make a few improvements to it ...
Morgan2 Um ... Zoey? Those Raiders don't look too happy that you won. Maybe we should leave. Now.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Maybe she could have beaten them a little less?

The Jaws of Victory[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Day of the Trebuchet
Morgan2 If only we had some kind of enormous siege weapon ... Mapicon Go To Recoil Ridge
BoomBoomRaider icon Defeat the Raiders at Recoil Ridge
Reward: XP 2,900
Start mission
Morgan2 All right, now the Raiders are following us.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Maybe they just wanna talk about trebuchets! I can do that all day.
Morgan2 It definitely has *something* to do with weaponry. Most of them have their guns out.
They're shooting at us! Shoot back! Shoot back!
Finish mission
Morgan2 That trebuchet was incredible! Why don't we have, like, fifty of these things?
Npc mechanic full~ipad I guess I figured y'all only cared about noisy engines and big honkin' guns.
Morgan2 Well ... of course, yeah!
But this trebuchet is something special. There's no limit to how many different things it can throw! It's like a smorgasbord of destruction!
Reward screen
Morgan2 I wonder if we could get a baby raptor into it ...

Find Out if They Know Our Names[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Sometimes You Wanna Go
Morgan2 I miss the Raiders. Mapicon Travel to the Heartland
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebel Command Post
Reward: XP 3,100
Followup: We Are Not Glad They Came
Start mission
Morgan2 So this isn't a coincidence, is it. We finish with the Silver Wolves, and suddenly there are Rebels crawling all over the Frontier.
Npc engineer full~ipad It seems very unlikely. Perhaps Mr. Stephenson made his escape east. It's also plausible that after reaching the size necessary to defeat the Silver Wolves, we're simply too big to ignore at this point.
Npc sergeant full We can guess all we want. We need answers.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad They've got a command post in the Heartland. You could hit 'em there, see if you can find out what they know.
Morgan2 Better than waiting for them to come to us.
Finish mission
Npc noob full The intel they have is... weird. They know a lot of stuff, personal stuff, way more than I would expect Stephenson to know.
Morgan2 Do we have some kind of mole? Is it you? Are you the mole?
Npc noob full That's just it, there's at least as much that's totally fake. Stories about us exploiting the local towns, and having some kind of super weapon under construction. We sound like genocidal monsters.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Eh, they're not ENTIRELY wrong.

We Are Not Glad They Came[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Find Out if They Know Our Names
Morgan2 Quick, before they can do much damage! NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebel invaders!
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Our Troubles Are All The Same
Start mission
Npc noob full Rebels! Here, in the Outpost!
Npc sergeant full I'll get my gun!
Finish mission
Morgan2 Well, it finally happened. They found us.
Npc engineer full~ipad This is... we knew we wouldn't stay secret forever.
Npc sergeant full Hell, we did a pretty good job sending 'em packing. Proud day for the 95th Rifles!
Morgan2 Man, look who's Mr. Sunshine all of a sudden.
Reward screen
Morgan2 You save a guy's girlfriend from killers, and everything looks rosey.

Our Troubles Are All The Same[]

Level: 60 Prereq: We Are Not Glad They Came
Npc engineer full~ipad I find cataloging soothing. Comp defCombat saw trap icon Build 2 Armor Mulchers
Reward: XP 3,300
Followup: Everyone Will Know Our Names
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Floyd, now that the Rebels know we've been holed up out here, what's gonna happen?
Npc engineer full~ipad Well, I imagine they'll come here and try to capture and arrest us. Failing that, they'll likely try to kill us.
Npc mechanic full~ipad I'm gonna hit my workshop. See if I can't put together somethin' to help.
Npc engineer full~ipad It's noble that you want to spend your time aiding the defense of the Outpost.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Oh, I actually meant to help me take my mind off things, but, sure, that too.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Floyd, did you tell Zoey she could build those?
Npc engineer full~ipad I did. She was feeling really anxious.
Morgan2 Right. And now everyone in the Outpost is anxious every time we have to walk past them.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad I... hadn't considered that.

Everyone Will Know Our Names[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Our Troubles Are All The Same
Morgan2 I'll friggen intervene you. Npc rebelGeneral icon Repel General Ashe
Reward: XP 4,500
Followup: Currently, and Very Nearby, State of the Art of War, Where My Tanks Go Be At?
Start mission
Npc rebelGeneral full Lieutenant Morgan. It's been some time.
Npc sergeant full Yeah, not since you screwed the pooch at Marin.
Morgan2 Dude!
Could you not?
General. I don't know what your intentions are here, but I can tell you that we're ready to defend ourselves.
Npc rebelGeneral full Defend yourselves. Interesting choice of words, given the way the Empire has been exploiting the people of the Frontier since the fall of Cariston.
Morgan2 Are you screwing with me?
I can't tell if you're reading your own propaganda or if your intel is seriously that bad. The only reason any of these towns aren't on fire or ruled by warlords is Imperial intervention.
Npc rebelGeneral full The Empire has intervened long enough.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Is everyone alive? Who's alive?
Npc sergeant full Me? I'm definitely still alive.
Morgan2 Holy crap, we're all still alive. Nice work, team!
Npc rebelGeneral full This is... this is all wrong. I don't know why they would tell me...
Rebels, on me. We're falling back to High Command. I need to get a few questions answered.
Reward screen
Npc noob full Uh, I'm alive too guys. I lived.

Race to the End[]

Level: 60
Morgan2 Getting killed would be really inconvenient right now. Resource xp Level Up to 65 as fast as you can!
Reward: XP 65, Gold 65, Concrete 65, Lumber 65, Steel 65, Oil 65
Start mission
Morgan2 Captain, I'm not usually one for celebrations and parties, unless whiskey is involved.
In fact, I banned parties after the last one caused wide scale riots, but we've made it to level 60.
Npc mechanic full~ipad L.T, 60 is great but 65 is even better! And if we can get there, I've got somethin' special planned!
Morgan2 Well we better hurry and level up while we can. As we get stronger, so does everyone else who's trying to kill us...
Finish mission
Morgan2 Well, we did it, Captain. We made it to level 65.
We've survived raiders, silver wolves, rebels, mammoths, ninjas, and creatures who were driven to homicidal rage by poisonous gases.
...Just so you know, I haven't forgiven you for that last one, Floyd.
Npc engineer full~ipad Will this commemorative statue that Zoey and I have been working on alleviate your ill will toward me?
Morgan2 It depends, is it a statue of me?
Npc engineer full~ipad No. It's a memorial to represent our progress as an Outpost and our commitment to battle head on whatever struggles we may face in the future.
Morgan2 Then forget it.
Npc mechanic full~ipad I think it looks pretty cool! Look at the size of that tank!
Reward screen
Morgan2 I guess the little trooper guy is kind of cute.

Sheriff Lesson 1: The Look[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Jaws: the Revenge, Double Double Cross
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt So your inseam's, what, 33 inches? Job uniform sheriff uniform icon Make a Sheriff's Uniform at the Uniform Factory
Cost: Resource-time 4h, Gold 500
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Sheriff Lesson 2: Self Defense
Start mission
Npc sheriffPierce full Sheriff Colt! Fancy meetin' you here! Say, do you know where Lieutenant Morgan is?
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Sheriff Pierce.
I hear he's out scoutin' Silver Wolf troop movements. That or hiding in his tent hung over. What did ya need? Trouble in Skarborough again?
Npc sheriffPierce full Oh, no, not this time, thank goodness. But our troubles did convince me that I needed more training, so I don't have to run here every time something goes wrong. I was hoping the Lieutenant could teach me to be a better sheriff.
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt And you were gonna ask Lieutenant Morgan...? Look, he don't know a lot about... frontier matters. Why don't I give you some tips? I've lived here all my life, so I think I can help ya out.
Npc sheriffPierce full Really? You'd do that for me? I'd be honored!
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Don't have to go *that* far, son. Okay, then, lesson one: you have to look the part. Look like you have authority, and you can command authority. Your uniform's okay and all, but how about somethin' a little more... professional-like.
Finish mission
Npc sheriffPierce full You know, you're right! I feel more in charge just wearin' this!
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Confidence an' attitude. That'll get you real far with a lot of people. Always remember that, and you'll get out of a lotta sticky situations.
Reward screen
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt 'Course, I'm a pussycat.

Sheriff Lesson 2: Self Defense[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Sheriff Lesson 1: The Look
Npc sheriffPierce full Watching a veteran at work... This is excitin'! Mapicon Go to the World Map
WildBoar icon Defeat the Wild Bunch outside Recoil Ridge
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Sheriff Lesson 3: Negotiation
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Next lesson: you gotta know about local threats and how to handle 'em. There are usually a few that cycle over and over again, so having a plan in place for 'em saves a lotta hassle.
Fer example, Recoil Ridge is really close to a migration path for a bunch of local critters. Sometimes they get confused and wander too close to town.
Npc sheriffPierce full How often do they come through?
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Pretty regular during the spring an' fall. Like now, fer instance. Take a look at how I handle 'em.
Finish mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Y'see what men I took to the fight with me? How we decided which critters to take out first? That's what a good plan's like. If we hadn't had that, we would've taken a whole lot longer with a whole lot more casualties.
Npc sheriffPierce full I see! Boy, with all the attacks the Outpost gets, I'll bet Lieutenant Morgan's a tactical genius by now!
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Uh... Yeah. Probably. Sure. We'll go with that.
Reward screen
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Kid's too naive for his own good...

Sheriff Lesson 3: Negotiation[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Overthrow, Sheriff Lesson 2: Self Defense
Npc sheriffPierce full Hopefully this won't be a "town-threatening emergency" day... Mapicon Go to Skarborough
Followup: Sheriff Lesson 3: Negotiation
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt 'Course, as you already know, keepin' the peace doesn't always mean bustin' heads. You gotta listen to folks too—get an idea of what they need and what you can give 'em. How about we go down to Skarborough and I'll demonstrate?
Npc sheriffPierce full Sounds like a swell idea!

Sheriff Lesson 3: Negotiation[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Sheriff Lesson 3: Negotiation
Morgan2 Did someone authorize this use of Imperial facilities...? Job craftsman gears icon Turn in 3 Widgets
Job concrete concrete patch kit icon Make 3 Concrete Patches at the Concrete Plant
Cost: Resource-time 9h, Concrete 900
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Sheriff Lesson 4: Fightin'
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Howdy there, Foreman Henderson! How's things in the mines?
Npc sundaleCitizen full Pretty good, actually. Only a couple of hiccups...
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Oh? What kinda hiccups?
Npc sundaleCitizen full Well, some of the machinery is starting to show its age. And a few of the outbuildings are about to fall apart.
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt See? Y'gotta interact with the people often, get a sense of what's needed and what you can do. And thanks to the Outpost, this here is somethin' we can take care of!
Finish mission
Npc sundaleCitizen full Thanks, both of you! I'm glad that my efforts at improving the lot of the proletariat are finally being taken seriously.
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt See there, Sheriff? An open ear can prevent a lotta problems before they start.
Npc sundaleCitizen full Uh, as long as you're here... The men have also been talking about "Free Ice Cream Tuesdays"...?
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Free bonus lesson: you also gotta decide what problems are *worthy* of yer attention.
Reward screen
Npc sheriffPierce full I do like ice cream, though...

Sheriff Lesson 4: Fightin'[]

Level: 60 Prereq: Sheriff Lesson 3: Negotiation
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt I won't make 'em martyrs. Just... knock 'em around a bit. Mapicon Go to Skarborough
Npc Frontier mission Capture the rabble rousers
Reward: XP 3,500
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Final lesson: just as keepin' the peace doesn't always mean bustin' heads, sometimes it does.
This is where lesson 2 comes in handy: when we talked to Henderson, did you notice those unsavory lookin' fellers hangin' around nearby?
Npc sheriffPierce full Come to think of it, I did. Something about their attitude seemed... off.
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Good!
That's 'cause they're well known rabble rousers from Recoil Ridge. I reckon they're in Skarborough to stir up trouble for the mines. And 'cause I know them, I can tell you now that the best way to deal with 'em is a little brute force. Allow me ta demonstrate.
Finish mission
Npc sheriffPierce full Woo-wee! You sure took care of them!
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt I only got what smarts, experience, and a cool head get ya, son. Ya got your heart in the right place, and you're plenty smart; I'm sure you'll be a fine sheriff in the years t'come.
Npc sheriffPierce full Thanks for the vote of confidence, Sheriff Colt. I'll take your lessons to heart and do my best for Skarborough!
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt I know you will. As long as you never forget who you're servin', I think you'll do good.
Reward screen
Npc sheriffPierce full Maybe now I won't have to bother the Lieutenant. As much.