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Perkins' Special Assignment[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Raider v Raider
Npc noob full Why can't his research involve picking flowers? Or petting kittens? Mapicon Find a Sandworm near a Raider Camp
Followup: A Bad Taste
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Npc engineer full~ipad Perkins, I have a special assignment for you.
Npc noob full Please don't make me inseminate raptors again. I still don't have all the feeling back in my left hand.
Npc engineer full~ipad No, the cross-breeding raptors and boars experiment is finished. It was a dismal failure and I partially blame you.
I've been researching ways to reduce the amount of time our troops spend in the hospital. The young sandworm has the rare ability to regenerate parts of its body. Go find one and collect some of its skin.

A Bad Taste[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Perkins' Special Assignment
Npc noob full I feel like a serial killer. Sandworm icon Subdue the Sandworm
Reward: XP 2,000
Followup: Sickness of the Spirit
Start mission
Npc noob full How come I only find sandworms when I don't want to find sandworms?!
Come out sandworms! I just want to play with you… and take your skin.
There's one! Finally.
Finish mission
Npc noob full Ugh, the thing exploded everywhere!
I'm never going to get the taste of ichor out of my mouth.
Reward screen
Npc noob full Or the sand out of my underwear...

Sickness of the Spirit[]

Level: 61 Prereq: A Bad Taste
Npc noob full How is a sandworm bursting out of my chest not a gory detail? Job distillery antibiotic icon Make an Antibiotic at the Distillery
Job ranchRaptor deworming medication icon Make Deworming Medication at the Raptor Ranch
Cost: Resource-time 18h, Gold 22,000
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: To The Elder We Go
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Npc noob full Sir, can I go lay down? I'm not feeling so well.
Morgan2 Good lord, Perkins, you look like a bigfoot chewed you up and spit you out.
Don't get too close to me.
Npc engineer full~ipad Perkins, when did you start noticing these symptoms?
Npc noob full About the time I got home with the sandworm you asked for.
Npc engineer full~ipad You didn't happen to… ingest anything, did you?
Npc noob full No. I mean, I might've swallowed some of its ichor when it… exploded.
Npc engineer full~ipad Perkins! What have I told you about keeping your mouth open while fighting sandworms!?
That wasn't ichor. He's contracted a deadly parasite. If the thing is allowed to grow to maturation, it'll burst out of his chest. I'll spare you the gory details, but we must administer treatment.
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Npc engineer full~ipad Our attempts to cure the sandworm parasite have proven unsuccessful.
Sorry Perkins, what do you want on your epitaph?
Npc noob full HHRRRraaaahGHHHHHHHHHH
Npc raiderkids full You swallowed a parasite? Woah!
Not even my Daddy is brave enough to do that!
Npc engineer full~ipad Children, you know about this particular condition?
Npc raiderkids full Only the most bravest warriors will swallow the sandworm parasite.
Npc noob full Do you know how to get it out of me? I'm throwing up rainbow colors.
Npc raiderkids full We can ask Elder Taos!
Reward screen
Npc noob full Could you kids take me in a stretcher?

To The Elder We Go[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Sickness of the Spirit
Npc noob full Why don't I get a say in anything? Mapicon Go to Elder Taos
Reward: XP 1,200
Followup: The Lost Boy
Start mission
Npc noob full Can we save this trip to the raider camp for some time when I'm less deathly ill?
Npc raiderkids full Daro, get out of the tank so he can fit in!
Finish mission
Npc raiderkids full Elder, Elder! Perkins swallowed a sandworm parasite and he may die so I guess he's pretty brave so we brought him to you!
Npc raiderelder full Morgan's slave boy undertook one of our most sacred rituals?
Npc noob full I just need to know how to get it out of me.
Npc raiderelder full There is no getting rid of The Sacred Passenger. It chooses those it deems worthy, and destroys those it does not.
All are profoundly affected by its influence.
Npc noob full Affected…how?
Npc raiderelder full Blades in Moonlight once carried The Sacred Passenger. She was… changed.
I will take you into our purification yurt and give you advisement. The rest is up to you, and The Sacred Passenger.
Reward screen
Npc noob full Why does a stupid worm get such a cool name?

The Lost Boy[]

Level: 61 Prereq: To The Elder We Go
Morgan2 If I have to go save Perkins, Floyd is going too. Mapicon Search for Perkins at the Raider Sanctuary
Followup: Perkins is Missing?
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Has anyone seen Perkins lately?
Morgan2 Come to think of it, no. And I really needed someone to do a long delayed routine cleaning of the sewage system.
Npc engineer full~ipad Perkins swallowed a deadly sandworm parasite, which is apparently part of some ancient raider ritual, so the children took him to Taos.
I haven't seen him since.
Morgan2 You mean I have to go save his ass?
Npc engineer full~ipad I mean, to make you feel better, he's probably dead by now.

Perkins is Missing?[]

Level: 61 Prereq: The Lost Boy
Npc engineer full~ipad If he had just closed his mouth while fighting the sandworms… Mapicon Go to the Raider Sanctuary
Sandworm icon Defeat the Sandworm
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: The Sandworm Will Rise
Start mission
Morgan2 Any luck finding Perkins?
Npc raiderkids full We looked for Elder Taos and we checked the sacred tent even though we aren't supposed to but we can't find anyone!
Npc engineer full~ipad Ah, Lieutenant, I think I've surmised what happened to Perkins…
Morgan2 Good, I'm already sick of being here. Where is he so I can punish him?
Npc engineer full~ipad It appears the sandworm burst from his chest and is heading straight for us.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Poor Perkins.
Morgan2 Poor Perkins?!
What about us? There are sandworms everywhere now!
Reward screen
Npc raiderkids full When I get old, I'm going to be a sandworm!

The Sandworm Will Rise[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Perkins is Missing?
Morgan2 Great. Perkins is alive... Mapicon Go to the Raider Sanctuary
Sandworm icon Defeat the Sandworm
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: Hippies are supposed to be Neutral, Peer Pressure, Love in the Time of Sus Scrofa
Start mission
Morgan2 Floyd, you're the scientist here. Don't you have some sort of idea for how to get rid of these things?
Npc engineer full~ipad Get rid of sandworms? They are an important component of raider culture!
Morgan2 I don't give a damn about culture right now! What I do care about is not getting chewed up and spit out like Perkins!
Npc noob full I'm right here.
Npc engineer full~ipad Where did all the sandworms go?
Finish mission
Morgan2 You're alive! And… you scared the sandworms off.
Npc noob full I told them to go away. The little ones listen to me now. It's kind of weird.
Morgan2 What about the big ones?
Npc noob full They'll just try to kill me for dominance.
Npc engineer full~ipad This is a phenomenal scientific discovery! How did you survive the parasite?
Npc noob full Can we please just get out of here? The whole thing was awkward and the raiders are building a statue in my honor and I really, REALLY don't want to talk about it.
Reward screen
Npc raiderelder full Perkins, come back! Aren't you going to wear the ceremonial intestines wreath?

Currently, and Very Nearby[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Everyone Will Know Our Names
Npc noob full I mean, if it WORKS... NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebel Attackers
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: Enemy Scout on the Bridge
Start mission
Npc noob full Sir, I assume that you've noticed, but, well, we keep getting shot at by Rebels.
Morgan2 Yes Perkins, I HAD noticed. I know you'd think being shot at would just sort of fade into the background for me by now, but, nope, still gets my attention.
Npc noob full Were you working on some kind of a plan? Some way of dealing with it?
Morgan2 A plan for taking on the enormous Rebel army that has already destroyed our capital, defeated our armies and killed our Emperor? Yeah, I thought I might kill them.
Finish mission
Morgan2 See? It was a great plan. Dead people rarely, if ever, shoot you.
Npc noob full And with General Ashe away, they've gotten really sloppy about reinforcements. I mean, the next batch probably won't be through here for a day or two!
Morgan2 Wow, even your attempts at celebrating are depressing.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Dude, this is a serious bummer.

Enemy Scout on the Bridge[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Currently, and Very Nearby
Npc noob full I mean… I'm actually a pretty good interrogator at this point... Mapicon Go to the Heartland
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebel Scouts
Reward: XP 2,800
Followup: Militant, Industrialized, Complicated
Start mission
Npc noob full The surviving Rebels seem to think the reinforcements will send scouts ahead. We should be able to intercept them in the southern mountains before they make their way north to us.
Morgan2 That's great intel! These guys must be terrible at keeping secrets.
Finish mission
Morgan2 HAH. Nailed 'em.
Npc noob full We certainly did sir.
Morgan2 Don't patronize me, Perkins.
Reward screen
Npc noob full I was being sincere.

Militant, Industrialized, Complicated[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Enemy Scout on the Bridge
Npc engineer full~ipad I DO like ducks... Job machine shop bomb icon Make Bridge-B-Gone Explosives at the Machine Shop
Cost: Resource-time 19h, Gold 29,000
Reward: XP 1,500
Followup: Hippies are supposed to be Neutral, Recoil Rebels, Rebelling Against the Rebellion
Start mission
Morgan2 Floyd, if you were going to blow up a bridge—
Npc engineer full~ipad I wouldn't, destroying civic infrastructure is abhorrent.
Morgan2 OK, but if you were because like… you needed to build a better bridge there… that helped ease migration for… ducks or something… if you were going to do that, how would you go about it?
I'll take my answer in the form of a diagram and construction plans.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad All done with the bridge explosives LT!
Npc engineer full~ipad Now, when do we build the new, duck friendly bridge?
Morgan2 Tell you what, you start drafting plans, and I'll be in touch.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Man, I'm gonna wind up building some dumb bridge, aren't I?

Silver Wolf Strays[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Final Countdown
Morgan2 Let's get this over with… Mapicon Travel to the World Map
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolf Splinter Group
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: Hungry, Hungry Wolves
Start mission
Npc sergeant full Silver Wolves spotted south of the Outpost.
Morgan2 Didn't we defeat them already? I have really clear memories of defeating them.
Npc sergeant full We got Bronson, but there are still stragglers.
Morgan2 I'm sick of dealing with these halfwits who don't even know when they've lost.
Finish mission
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full We didn't want any trouble! We were just looking for food!
Morgan2 Likely story.
Orphans use it all the time.
Npc sergeant full They can barely hold their weapons. They're starving.
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full We got cut off from our supplies after everything went down in i17. We've got no leadership left.
Morgan2 Are there any more of you out here?
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full I heard talk of some of us going to look for food in Skarborough.
Morgan2 Stay right there.
We'll deal with you later.
Reward screen
Morgan2 I can't believe this.

Hungry, Hungry Wolves[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Silver Wolf Strays
Npc mechanic full~ipad L.T's actin' more blue than usual. Mapicon Travel to Skarborough
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolves
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Food For Wolves
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad What'cha planning on doin' with the Silverwolves, L.T? Don't seem right to kill 'em when they're starving and they surrendered and what not.
Npc sergeant full They're enemy troops Zoey, we can't just let them go.
Morgan2 Everyone, just let me think, all right?
Either way, we need to go check up on Skarborough.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Talk. What are you doing out here?
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full We were just going to take some crops. We didn't want to harm anyone.
Morgan2 You mean now that we kicked your ass and your leaders are gone, you don't.
Npc sergeant full Maybe they've got some useful information. Could be more of them out here.
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full We'll tell you whatever you want, please just give us something to eat.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full Looks like the Silverwolves really got to the Lieutenant...

Food For Wolves[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Hungry, Hungry Wolves
Npc sergeant full Since when did we start coddling our enemies? Artichoke icon Grow 3 Artichokes at the Farm
Buddhahand icon Grow 2 Buddha Hands at the Farm
Cost: Resource-time 1d 3h, Gold 645
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: Taking the Wolves to Skarborough
Start mission
Morgan2 Fine, I'll play nice and get some food for the Silver Wolves.
Finish mission
Morgan2 We got your food, now what's the intel? Are there more of you in hiding?
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full Well uh, yes… if you just go along the mountains...
Morgan2 They don't know anything.
Ramsey, roll in the tanks.
Npc sergeant full Much as I like violence and giant weaponry, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that idea.
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full Me neither.
Morgan2 ….To be honest, neither am I.
Npc sergeant full Why don't we put them to work?
Reward screen
Morgan2 They might as well be useful to someone.

Taking the Wolves to Skarborough[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Food For Wolves
Npc sergeant full I should visit my grandma. Mapicon Travel to Skarborough
Followup: Mining Hands
Start mission
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full Do we have to go to Skarborough? My grandma lives there.

Mining Hands[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Taking the Wolves to Skarborough
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full I think I'm holding this pick-axe upside down? Mapicon Travel to Skarborough
SteelMill icon Assist at 1 Skarborough Steel Mill
Ironmine icon Assist at 1 Skarborough Iron Mine
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: Good Deeds Punished
Start mission
Npc sheriffPierce full Silverwolves?
You've either gone insane and joined the Silverwolves, or you just really don't like me.
Morgan2 I wouldn't rule out either of those options yet.
Npc sergeant full They need a place to work. We thought they might be useful to you.
Npc sheriffPierce full Suppose we could use some help in the mines. But I'd need some help in training them. You folks wouldn't mind?
Finish mission
Npc sheriffPierce full Thanks for your help. They seem eager to work now, though I worry about what could happen in the future.
Reward screen
Morgan2 We'll deal with the future when it comes.

Good Deeds Punished[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Mining Hands
Morgan2 I should've gotten rid of them when I had the chance. Mapicon Travel to Skarborough
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Troublemaking Silver Wolves
Reward: XP 3,500
Followup: Hippies are supposed to be Neutral
Start mission
Npc sheriffPierce full Lieutenant, you know how I hate being the bearer of bad news…
Morgan2 What did the Silverwolves do?
Npc sheriffPierce full Most of 'em have been happy to work for pay and get some food in their bellies. But others…
Well, they're stirring up trouble and sayin' one of the Steel Mills belong to them.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Thanks for the help. Never thought I'd be saying that.
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full We just want to get on with our lives.
And it's not bad here. Hard work, but good food.
And I've even got a girlfriend now.
Morgan2 Well, you're doing better than me.
Npc sheriffPierce full I'll take care of the troublemakers and put 'em back to work in the mines. I don't think we'll be getting any more resistance soon.
Reward screen
Morgan2 I feel a bit strange sending people into forced labor…

State of the Art of War[]

Level: 61 Prereq: Everyone Will Know Our Names
Morgan2 Man, helping people is finally paying off! Npc I17ScientistAurora mission Travel to Installation 17
Followup: The Future is Nowish
Start mission
Npc sergeant full Lieutenant, we're in a real pickle. Not only do the Rebels have way, WAY more troops than we do, they've taken control of Imperial weapon facilities. We're on even footing, Imperial equipment wise.
Morgan2 Well, thanks for pointing out that we're screwed. It's super good for morale.
Npc sergeant full No, my point is, we still have something they don't. I17.
Morgan2 Oh yeah, we are friends with an experimental weapons facility. I guess that could come in handy.

The Future is Nowish[]

Level: 61 Prereq: State of the Art of War
Npc I17ScientistAurora full He thinks those threats were veiled? Resource steel Turn in 12,000 Steel
Resource oil Turn in 12,000 Oil
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: System Shock
Start mission
Morgan2 Hey, so, you've probably heard about how we're screwed, right?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full We're aware of recent developments, yes.
Morgan2 And you're aware that if we're not around, the odds of you guys winding up alive and not in some kind of science gulag are pretty low, right?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full If you're suggesting we assist you, we're already working actively on new devices. We're going to need supplies to enter production though.
Morgan2 Oh, good. My threats started to get way less veiled after that.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Sweet! What do we get?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full You get a production line ready to start producing prototypes once we have the parts. We'll have actual weapons soon.
Morgan2 This is just like someone giving you one of those "we planted a tree in your name" cards on your birthday. Crappy.
Reward screen
Npc I17ScientistAurora full I think it's thoughtful.

System Shock[]

Level: 61 Prereq: The Future is Nowish
Morgan2 Well, at least I know what those are. GasTwister icon Make 4 Gas-Powered Twisters
Cost: Resource-time 1d 8h, Gold 1,300
Reward: XP 2,100
Followup: Prototype in the Field
Start mission
Npc I17ScientistAurora full We've got a design we're pretty excited about, but we're going to need shock absorbers. We could retool the machinery here, but it would take days...
Morgan2 So you want us to do it.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Actually, we just need some Gas-Powered Twisters, for parts. We'll do the rest.
Finish mission
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Yes, these will do nicely.
Morgan2 Cool, is it a super weapon yet?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full You literally just handed them over. I'm still holding them.
Morgan2 If I wanted excuses I'd talk to Perkins.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Where's Ramsey? He vanished as soon as we got here…

Prototype in the Field[]

Level: 61 Prereq: System Shock
Morgan2 I'm so proud of him! Npc I17ScientistAurora mission Got to Installation 17
I17 veh railgun buggy icon Test the New Weapon
Reward: XP 1,000, Railgun Buggy
Followup: Search for the Mad Inventor, Testing in i17
Start mission
Morgan2 Ramsey! Where have you been? We're gonna field test the new weapon, and you almost missed it!
Npc sergeant full Sorry, I've been… real busy.
Morgan2 Oh man! Did you come out here as an excuse to make out with your girlfriend? YOU TOTALLY DID DIDN'T YOU.
Npc sergeant full Shut up. Don't be weird.
Morgan2 Hahaha! That's awesome!
Finish mission
Morgan2 Uh, yeah, we'll totally take it.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Yes, I know. We invented it SPECIFICALLY for you.
Morgan2 Can you, you know, invent some more stuff?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full We're working on it. If only Dr. Harris was still here. I'm a talented engineer, but Dr. Harris's mind was just… decades ahead. I've never seen anything like it.
Reward screen
Morgan2 So… where do I find Dr. Harris?

Hippies are supposed to be Neutral[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Good Deeds Punished, Militant, Industrialized, Complicated, The Sandworm Will Rise
Morgan2 The gall of him! Mapicon Travel to Sundale
Reward: XP 1,500
Followup: Check up on Trotbeck
Start mission
Npc noob full Sir, my informants in the southern frontier are reporting some really bizarre rebel troop movements.
Morgan2 Wait, you have informants? Who said you could have informants?
Npc noob full Sir, can I be in trouble later? We should really check this out.
Morgan2 Ramsey and I will check it out. You stay here and write a list of things you're doing that I don't know about.
Finish mission
Npc jonesy full Greetings, Imperial Citizens! You're just in time for the bi-weekly Embrace Circle!
Don't be shy. Hugs are life-affirming!
Morgan2 We're here on business. Have you had any trouble lately?
Npc jonesy full What sort of trouble?
Morgan2 Well, we've heard a lot about rebel activity in the area. Just wanted to make sure you guys were OK.
Npc jonesy full Nope! Haven't had any trouble with the Rebels! Honestly, haven't had much trouble at all since we regained our independence from the Empire.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Minus all the saving you've depended on us for.

Check up on Trotbeck[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Hippies are supposed to be Neutral
Morgan2 At least Trotbeck isn't full of crazy hippies. Mapicon Go to Trotbeck
Followup: Where did the Rebels come from?
Start mission
Npc sergeant full We should swing by Trotbeck. If anyone knows anything, it'll be Ma Pierce. And it'll be lots of things.
Morgan2 Sure, she might yell at me, but she won't try to get me into an "Embrace Circle".

Where did the Rebels come from?[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Check up on Trotbeck
Morgan2 What am I doing out here? Mapicon Go to Trotbeck
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebels Outside of Trotbeck
Reward: XP 4,000
Followup: The Sun Has Fallen in the Valley
Start mission
Npc sergeant full Rebels! But the hippies at Sundale...?
Finish mission
Morgan2 Those rebels were packing some serious weaponry.
Npc-portrait-Ma Pierce They've left us alone so far, but they've been coming and going at all hours through the pass.
Morgan2 Through the pass? You mean toward Sundale?
What did I tell you, Ramsey?
Npc sergeant full Never trust hippies, sir.
Reward screen
Morgan2 That's the first thing they teach us in Basic Training.

The Sun Has Fallen in the Valley[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Where did the Rebels come from?
Npc sergeant full I never trusted those hippies. Mapicon Go to Sundale
Followup: This Isn't Suspicious At All
Start mission
Morgan2 Why would Jonsey have lied to us?
Npc sergeant full He said they weren't having trouble. If he's working with them, that's technically not lying.
Morgan2 Well why would he have engaged in disingenuous wordplay?
Npc sergeant full Well, it's not like those guys were ever big fans of the Empire. They seem stupid enough to think the Rebels would treat them better.

This Isn't Suspicious At All[]

Level: 62 Prereq: The Sun Has Fallen in the Valley
Npc jonesy full I detest violence. Mapicon Go to Sundale
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebels
Reward: XP 4,000
Followup: Don't Harsh The Vibes
Start mission
Morgan2 You've been hiding something from us.
Npc jonesy full You caught me. I know I should'a told you wasn't the bi-weekly Embrace Circle. We threw it together to give you Good Vibes because you looked stressed.
Morgan2 I'm talking about the rebels!
Npc jonesy full What rebels?
Npc sergeant full Please let me shoot him.
Npc jonesy full It wasn't our fault! They threatened to kill us if we didn't make weapons for them!
...We're in trouble now.
Finish mission
Morgan2 So what happened to this peaceful anarcho-syndicalist commune thing?
Npc jonesy full For the good of the commune, we unanimously voted to waive our pacifist leanings. That is, we could engage indirectly, you know, as a means of production, and thereby avoid, more direct…
I mean, they were going to beat us up!
Morgan2 You're kind of getting on my nerves.
Reward screen
Npc jonesy full That's not very nice. I take those Good Vibes back.

Don't Harsh The Vibes[]

Level: 62 Prereq: This Isn't Suspicious At All
Npc sergeant full You should ESPECIALLY not trust a hippy with a farmhouse. Mapicon Go to Sundale
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Remaining Rebels
Reward: XP 4,200
Start mission
Npc sergeant full So where are you making these weapons?
Npc jonesy full We converted the old farmhouse.
Don't go in there! There are still rebels around!
Morgan2 We're not going in. We're destroying it.
Finish mission
Npc jonesy full What are we supposed to do if more rebels show up?
Morgan2 Come to us.
Or better yet, make your own weapons. You seem to have a knack for it.
Reward screen
Npc jonesy full But you just destroyed our weapons facility...

Where My Tanks Go Be At?[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Everyone Will Know Our Names
Morgan2 That was strangely circuitous. HomeSecurity securityCamera icon Build 3 Security Cameras at the Home Security Store
Cost: Resource-time 3h, Gold 330
Reward: XP 2,300
Followup: Corporal Punishment
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Hey, LT, did you authorize some kinda secret, after hours tank trainin'?
Morgan2 Uh… no?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Well, are you rentin' the tanks out for personal use and pocketin' the cash?
Morgan2 I mean, that's a pretty good idea but… no? I mean… not yet, anyways?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Well, then someone else is stealing our tanks, using up a little fuel and ammo, and then sneaking them back in.
Morgan2 Well, we should find them?
Npc mechanic full~ipad On it, LT!
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Alright, we got the cameras all set up. Should just be a matter of time.
Morgan2 Aw man. How long?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Well there ain't no way to know! You just gotta wait!
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad I mean, he ain't wrong.

Corporal Punishment[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Where My Tanks Go Be At?
Morgan2 Wait, don't they already have their own tank? HeavyTank icon Intercept the Raider Kids at the Vehicle Factory
Reward: XP 2,300
Followup: Culpae poena par esto
Start mission
Morgan2 Hey, did you ever figure out what happened with those stolen tanks?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Well… yeah… about that, it ain't quite so simple...
Morgan2 What, is it bees? Are bees stealing our tanks? You know I don't trust them.
Npc mechanic full~ipad It's the Raider Kids.
Morgan2 Well, I guess we better go get 'em.
Finish mission
Npc raiderkids full SORRY ZOEY!
Npc mechanic full~ipad Kids, you know better than to borrow somethin' without askin'! Y'all are in for some serious punishment.
Morgan2 Yeah, about that… Zoey, you should leave this to me.
Reward screen
Morgan2 I've got something in mind.

Culpae poena par esto[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Corporal Punishment
Npc raiderkids full Imperial punishments are weird. Mapicon Go to the Rebel Outpost
NpcRebel icon Distract the Rebels
Reward: XP 2,000, Heavier Tank
Notes: The quest name means "let the punishment fit the crime" in Latin.
Start mission
Morgan2 Imperials have a saying, "Let the punishment fit the crime." Do you Raiders have anything like that?
Npc raiderkids full Kind of? "An eye for an eye. An eye for a tooth. An eye for a hand. An eye for a boar." They really encourage blinding people as punishment.
Morgan2 Well, this is kind of like that. As punishment for stealing our tanks, you guys are going to need to steal some tanks. Oh, but from the Rebels. That's the punishment part.
Finish mission
Npc raiderkids full It was really scary but we managed to get one of their Heavier Tanks!
Morgan2 I hope you've learned your lesson. It's not okay to steal. Unless you're cutting me in on it, that's different.
Reward screen
Npc raiderkids full Part of respecting your elders is making sure they get a cut.

Environmental Impact Studies[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Final Countdown
Npc engineer full~ipad My degree may be in Civil Engineering, but my heart will forever belong to Science. Comp civJob filteringplant icon Build a Water Filtering Plant
Job filtering plant toxicity kit icon Make 1 Groundwater Toxicity Kit at the Filtering Plant
Cost: Resource-time 6h, Gold 20,000
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: Field Work
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan!
Good news, I've done some more research, and I have a new hypothesis on the extended harvest period the Spiderwasps have been experiencing!
Morgan2 Floyd, I've been wanting to talk to you about this. You're a civil engineer. You are not a zoologist. Please stop meddling with nature. Do civil engineer stuff.
Npc engineer full~ipad Way ahead of you! I was performing a groundwater survey, when I came across some anomalous data. I need to do some more research, but I think one of the more important northern rivers has been poisoned.
Morgan2 Sure, go put little strips of PH paper in the water or whatever. Have fun.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan, I've made some startling discoveries about the water in that river.
Morgan2 Yeah? Is there like, I don't know, some kind of fungus, and you're gonna try to kill it, but instead it will mutate and eat Perkins?
Npc engineer full~ipad Far more confusing. The water supply is tainted, but I have no idea with what. I can't find any traces of toxins or biological contaminants. In fact, if anything, the water is too clean. there's almost no bacteria in it.
Morgan2 Your big concern is that the local water supply is TOO CLEAN? Floyd? Go to bed.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad But… my bedtime isn't for hours?

Field Work[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Environmental Impact Studies
Npc engineer full~ipad Why would I play in a river that's killing plants and animals? Mapicon Go to the source of contamination.
Followup: Surprise Visitors
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Well Morgan, I've done a little more work on mapping groundwater movement, and I think I can track down the source of the contamination.
Morgan2 Sure Floyd, sounds great. Just to check, you're aware that we're at war, right? Like, I'm actively involved in planning combat operations? That's what the meeting you interrupted was for.
Npc engineer full~ipad I'm sure this war seems very important right now, but there's an unnaturally clean river killing plants a few hundred miles away!
Morgan2 Yup, the war thing still feels more important. Go play in the river or whatever.

Surprise Visitors[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Field Work
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full He's like, what, 70? Mapicon Go to the source of the contamination
Npc SilverWolf mission Defeat the Silver Wolves
Reward: XP 3,500
Followup: Surprise Visitors
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Now, there's probably some kind of cave or crevasse allowing a contaminant to seep into the groundwater and OH MY -
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full Hey! That crazy old guy who lives with the Imperials is here! Get him!
Npc engineer full~ipad I'm not that old! I went prematurely grey!
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad It's no coincidence you're here, right at the source of the contamination. What exactly are you doing up here?
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full I ain't sayin nothin' old man!
Npc engineer full~ipad Ah good! I have a truth serum I've been toying with, and this might just be -
Npc SilverwolvesGrunt full Look, we don't know anything, Stephenson just sent us up here, told us to scare anyone poking around off, that's it! Please, no needles! I hate needles!
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad Silverwolves are remarkably weak willed.

Surprise Visitors[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Surprise Visitors
Morgan2 It's one of my best decisions. Mapicon Go to the source of the contamination
Raptor icon Defeat the animals
Reward: XP 3,500
Followup: Mine Games
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan! I have weird news and bad news!
Morgan2 I guess… start with the weird?
Npc engineer full~ipad I found a cave near the source of the groundwater contamination. The cave was actually a mine. Oh! And there were Silverwolves up there protecting it.
Morgan2 Wow, the weird news didn't disappoint. Bad news?
Npc engineer full~ipad There are a bunch of animals living in the mine who think it works just fine as a cave and should not be explored for Science.
Morgan2 Well… go ahead and get rid of them. Or don't. I've decided not to care.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad More news, and a lot of questions.
Morgan2 Was there another, small mine inside the mine?
Npc engineer full~ipad No, there was uranium. That's what was poisoning the water, extending the spiderwasps harvest, and causing all these issues.
Morgan2 Uranium! That's that stuff we wanted! This is good, right?
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan, as far as I'm aware, with the fall of the empire, there's not a single facility in the world capable of refining or making any use whatsoever of that uranium. i17, MAYBE, with months of work, but even then…
Morgan2 What the hell were the Silverwolves doing mining Uranium.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad And who exactly is this Mr. Stephenson?

Mine Games[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Surprise Visitors
Npc engineer full~ipad What in the world is he talking about? Hazmat suit Make 3 Hazmat Suits at the Sweatshop
Cost: Resource-time 2d 6h, Gold 2,145
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: Get the Lead Out
Start mission
Morgan2 So Floyd, is this mine empty, like that other one?
Npc engineer full~ipad Well, given that it's not 500 years old and built by an unknown culture that seems to have developed well before any known, no, it's not like that other mine.
As for being empty, I don't believe so, but it's dangerous to spend much time deep in the mine without protection.
Morgan2 Wait, Floyd, are you asking me if you can borrow -
Npc engineer full~ipad Hazmat suits Morgan. I'm going to make Hazmat suits.
Morgan2 Ok, cool, because like, the other things… they're not easy to get out here. And I need mine. All of them.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad We've made a reasonably thorough examination of the mine. There is, to say the least, plenty of Uranium, given that we don't know what it does or how to use it. The mine looks nearly brand new.
Morgan2 Sweet! We're rich! Are we rich?
Npc engineer full~ipad Rich in radioactive minerals, certainly. I'm not really sure how that translates to material wealth.
Morgan2 Huh. I'm gonna guess "badly."
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad That would be my supposition as well.

Get the Lead Out[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Mine Games
Morgan2 Wait, isn't lead toxic? JackHammer Make 1 Jackhammer at the Tool Shop
ImpactWrench Make 1 Impact Wrench at the Tool Shop
Job machine shop lead container icon Make 3 Lead Containers at the Machine Shop
Cost: Resource-time 2d 9h, Gold 45,460
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Surprise Visitors II
Start mission
Morgan2 So we don't know what Uranium is, or how to use it, but I feel like, you know, we've come this far… can we dig it up?
Npc engineer full~ipad I've been working on that actually. We have most of the tools we need, and can fabricate what we don't have. We'll also need lead containers, as radiation shielding.
Morgan2 Man, this Uranium stuff better do something cool.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Well, we have a bunch of lead containers full of a radioactive material we don't understand.
Morgan2 On the plus side, we've completed the mission we were sent here for, by a government that no longer exists to support an army that has been defeated in a war we've already lost.
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan, are you familiar with the concept of a Pyrrhic Victory?
Reward screen
Morgan2 Does it have to do with Pyramids?

Surprise Visitors II[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Get the Lead Out
Npc engineer full~ipad My tomatoes are coming in! Mapicon Go to the source of the contamination
S spiderwasp worker icon Defeat the spiderwasps
Reward: XP 4,500
Followup: Remediation Meditation
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan! I have some news about the mine!
Morgan2 What's with the smile? Did the Uranium turn useful or are we just finding gold or something now?
Npc engineer full~ipad Hmm? Oh! No! This is bad news. Sorry, I'm in a good mood about unrelated events. Anyway, the mine is under attack. Spiderwasps.
Morgan2 Man, you can't build a guy up like that.
Finish mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Well Morgan, we've done it! The mine is safe again!
Morgan2 Is there secret bad news you're not telling me?
Npc engineer full~ipad Not… that I know of? It's always possible there's secret bad news none of us know. You might be secretly sick or something. There could be a meteor headed here to destroy us all.
Morgan2 Well… that's deeply upsetting.
Reward screen
Morgan2 I guess I give up sleeping for the rest of my life.

Search for the Mad Inventor[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Prototype in the Field
Npc I17ScientistAurora full The Imperials run things rather strangely down there… Job toolshop scout-rover icon Build a Scout Rover in the Toolshop
Cost: Resource-time 6h, Gold 20,000
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: Mountains of Madness
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad This inventor Dr. Harris y'all told us about, you think they got anything useful? Weapons and such?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full It's possible, but Dr. Harris absconded from the facility several years ago due to… ideological differences.
And we don't have the resources to spare for a search mission.
Npc mechanic full~ipad I ain't got nothin' better to do. Any idea where to start?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full There were rumors of a laboratory hidden in the mountains outside of Skarborough, but I'd be wary of trusting tales gathered from civilians.
And I wouldn't go out there by yourself. Dr. Harris is… quite an antisocial person. I imagine security measures were put into place to deter visitors.
Npc mechanic full~ipad I'll build a rover to scout the place out then.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full You have access to that kind of technology?
Npc mechanic full~ipad I got some old hard drives and a set of tires. I can throw the rest of it together.
Finish mission
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Quite an impressive rover, for your lack of tools.
Npc mechanic full~ipad I've rigged it with a camera and some basic environmental sensors. If there's something in those mountains, I'll find it.
Reward screen
Npc I17ScientistAurora full I'm almost afraid to see what Zoey would create with the proper tools.

Mountains of Madness[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Search for the Mad Inventor
Npc mechanic full~ipad Why do mad inventors always gotta be the reclusive types? Mapicon Go to the Mountains outside of Skarborough
Followup: Lonely Rover
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Your hunch mighta been right. That rover broke down just before reachin' the mountains. I ain't been able to get a signal.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Don't tell me you're thinking of going out there without assistance?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Findin' Dr. Harris might be the best chance we got at winnin' this war. I ain't gonna give up on that.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Well, we can't go with you, but I'll pull some strings and get you something to take along.

Lonely Rover[]

Level: 62 Prereq: Mountains of Madness
Npc mechanic full~ipad I think I just found out why… Mapicon Go to Skarborough Mountains
Veh ign turret laser icon Defeat the Traps Around Skarborough
Reward: XP 3,500
Followup: Search for Dr. Harris
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Here's the rover. The poor thing got completely fried.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad These traps are givin' me all sortsa ideas for the Outpost.
There's a cave been lived in, but Dr. Harris musta cleared out years ago.
There has to be something left behind. Some sort of clue. Harris ain't getting away that easy.
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad I get a bit weirded out just talkin' to myself out here.

Search for Dr. Harris[]

Level: 63 Prereq: You'll Have to Pay for This Mess you Made, Lonely Rover
Npc mechanic full~ipad Where else would a mad inventor go except the place with the coolest stuff? Mapicon Go to The Ancient Ruins
Followup: Innovation is the Mother of Pain
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad So I ain't much of a reader, but I've been goin' through these archives I found stashed in the cave and looks like Dr. Harris did a lot of research on the ancient tech.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full It was Dr. Harris' special interest. And one of the reasons we became divided. Research into ancient artifacts is dangerous and costly, and the benefits are unknown.
Npc mechanic full~ipad I think I might know where Dr. Harris is hiding. I'm gonna need to borrow that laser buggy again…

Innovation is the Mother of Pain[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Search for Dr. Harris
Npc mechanic full~ipad I was so busy lookin' at detail I almost got my face bit off. Mapicon Go to The Ancient Ruins
Veh ign turret laser icon Defeat The Traps
Reward: XP 3,500
Followup: Zoey Vs. Traps Vs Raptors
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad These traps are definitely newer. Just look at the detail on these here latching mechanisms.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Someone's definitely living around here, but they're hidin' pretty darn well.
I better head back into the tool shop and see what I can do to flush 'em out.
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad I oughta bring some scraps home and build a robot or somethin'.

Zoey Vs. Traps Vs Raptors[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Innovation is the Mother of Pain
Npc mechanic full~ipad Once a mad inventor, always a mad inventor. Job toolshop radiation detector icon Build Radiation Detector at Toolshop
Job toolshop infrared goggles icon Build Infrared Goggles at Toolshop
Cost: Resource-time 12h, Gold 40,000
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: Return to Ancient Ruins
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad No mad inventor can resist puttin' a hard-to-get-to lab in the middle of nowhere. I think it's in the handbook or somethin'.
Finish mission
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Just what do you hope to accomplish if you find Dr. Harris?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Maybe I'll get lucky and find a cure for world hunger or a time machine to go back before this crap started.
But really, I'd want anyone with traps like that on our side. Did I tell you 'bout the raptors?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Were those Old World raptors, or Mediterranean Raptors?
Nevermind, that doesn't matter.
Reward screen
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Dr. Harris was always a rather difficult person to work with.

Return to Ancient Ruins[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Zoey Vs. Traps Vs Raptors
Npc mechanic full~ipad I always wanted to live in a junkyard as a kid. Mapicon Go to the Ancient Ruins
Followup: Robots Can't Break Your Heart
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Better hurry on back to the Ancient Ruins.

Robots Can't Break Your Heart[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Return to Ancient Ruins
Npc mechanic full~ipad I don't remember that deadly killer robot being here before. Veh ancient robot player clone icon Defeat Dexter Fragment
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: Picking up Bad Signals
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Hmm, I'm not pickin' anything up. Dr. Harris is good. Either that, or she's cleared on outta here too.
Hey, is that a deadly killer robot?
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad What the hell kind of things you been doing up here? What was that thing?
...Can I take another look at it?
Dr harris full@2x You didn't get the hint I didn't want visitors?
You'd think the traps would have given you a clue. Did they remove all the communications courses from the Imperial PhD requirements?
Npc mechanic full~ipad I ain't never been to college. Even so, every trap you made, I got past 'em. So I figure you could at least talk to me.
Dr harris full@2x Am I supposed to be impressed? You didn't even stumble on the really good ones.
Npc mechanic full~ipad I came here to ask for help. We got armies coming down on us from all sides, and I heard you were the inventor that could help us win this thing.
Dr harris full@2x You're with the Empire, aren't you? Or at least, what's left of them?
Go home. Why would I waste my time with the last remnants of a dying Empire that clearly needs a mercy killing?
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad That's my home she's talking about…

Picking up Bad Signals[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Robots Can't Break Your Heart
Npc mechanic full~ipad ...Where did Floyd go? Mapicon Go to the Ancient Ruins
Followup: We Keep Rescuing People
Start mission
Npc noob full I'm picking up some kind of strange interference on my shortwave radio.
Morgan2 …Who gave Perkins a radio?
Npc engineer full~ipad Oh god, I knew the day would come when Bigfoots would learn to use technology! I've got to get out there!
Morgan2 Seriously, who gave Perkins a radio? I want answers.
Npc sergeant full Those aren't Bigfoots. It's a distress signal. I'd recognize it anywhere.
Npc mechanic full~ipad And it's coming from the Ancient Ruins. If it's who I think it is...we gotta go rescue them.

We Keep Rescuing People[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Picking up Bad Signals
Morgan2 Maybe I can ask for some sweet weapons as a rescue reward. Mapicon Track Dr. Harris Down
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebels
Reward: XP 4,000
Followup: A Robot Outside The Ruins
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Dr. Harris is gone, and her traps I got past a few days ago are all busted up.
Someone must've kidnapped her. There's been signs of a struggle.
Morgan2 Can someone explain to me why we're rescuing this Dr. Harris person and not defending ourselves from Rebels and Silverwolves and who the hell knows what else?
Npc mechanic full~ipad She's smart as heck and likes to invent weapons and traps that melt people's faces off.
Morgan2 That's the kind of intelligence we need around here.
Finish mission
Dr harris full@2x I must admit, I didn't expect Imperials to come to my rescue.
The rebels thought they could blackmail me into their service. A rather unfortunate mistake on their part.
Morgan2 Hi, I'm Lieutenant Morgan. I rescued you. Can we have some explosives?
Dr harris full@2x Would those be liquid explosives or polymer-bonded explosives?
Morgan2 ….why can't Floyd be more like you?
Reward screen
Dr harris full@2x This could be fun.

A Robot Outside The Ruins[]

Level: 65 Prereq: We Keep Rescuing People
Npc noob full You guys are terrible at the guessing game. Mapicon Go to the World Map
Hero ancient robot icon Encounter the Construct
Reward: XP 1,000
Followup: We Never Taught The Robots To Love
Start mission
Npc noob full You won't believe what I saw outside the outpost.
Npc engineer full~ipad An as of yet unseen subspecies of raptor? Or maybe a queen Spiderwasp?
Morgan2 It better be a vision of you leaving me alone, because I want to go take a shower.
Npc noob full It's a giant robot.
Finish mission
Morgan2 None of our weapons can hurt that thing!
Npc engineer full~ipad I don't know the protocol for situations like this, but I for one welcome our new robot overlord.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Wait a sec', I recognize that thing. It's the same color of the fragment I found while I was searching for Dr. Harris. She seemed to have some kind of control over it, tho.
What would it be doing all the way out here? Constructs don't usually wander out of the ruins.
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad I better go find Dr. Harris and find out what the hell is goin' on.

We Never Taught The Robots To Love[]

Level: 65 Prereq: A Robot Outside The Ruins
Dr harris full@2x i17? Might as well ask a bunch of grad students for help... Mapicon Go to i17
Reward: XP 500
Followup: Sometimes I Kill For Fun
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Dr. Harris, your little pet project is running 'amuck outside.
Dr harris full@2x …which one?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Some ancient tech. I think you called 'er Experiment X17?
Dr harris full@2x Experiment X17?!
What did you do to her?
Npc mechanic full~ipad What did 'I' do to her?!
Nothin', except almost getting blasted a few years backwards from those lasers. This ain't on me.
Dr harris full@2x Hmm. I always entertained the possibility of Experiment X17 escaping my control. And ordinary weapons won't harm this ancient construct.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Well, L.T and the rest of us, we're over our heads. Let's go to i17. Maybe they can help us.
Finish mission
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Dr. Harris, I didn't think I'd see you again.
I was hoping I wouldn't.
Dr harris full@2x Trust me, if I wanted someone to alphabetize my microbial slides you'd be the first one I'd call.
It's about as far as your scientific prowess will take you.
Npc mechanic full~ipad C'mon, can't you guys stop fussin' at each other? We've got a killer ancient tech on the loose and none of the weapons we got can even scratch the thing.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full In our archives we have blueprints for a weapon that could potentially defeat such a creature. Unfortunately, we don't have the materials available.
Npc mechanic full~ipad How hard can it be? What do you need?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Well, first off, we'll need a jet engine...
Reward screen
Dr harris full@2x I believe I was the one who wrote up those blueprints...

Sometimes I Kill For Fun[]

Level: 65 Prereq: We Never Taught The Robots To Love
Npc mechanic full~ipad I'm excited. I never got to take a plane apart before. Mapicon Go to the World Map
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebels on the World Map
Reward: XP 3,400
Followup: Intelligence is Sometimes a Misnomer
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad We need a jet engine to build this weapon?
Dr harris full@2x It's a supersonic combustion ram cannon. The only thing powerful enough to increase the muzzle velocity to the speeds required would be a jet engine.
Npc mechanic full~ipad I heard some rumors a while back 'bout the rebels having a secret hangar. Could be a bust, but if we find some planes I got the know-how to reconjigger one of their engines to build our weapon.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad So, what'd we learn? Do the rebels know where the hangar is?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full They don't know anything, but they claim there's a splinter group of rebels near Greensborough that would perhaps know if such a hangar exists.
Dr harris full@2x Sounds like a fools errand.
Aurora, you'd be perfect for it.
Npc mechanic full~ipad We're ALL going.
Reward screen
Dr harris full@2x Aren't we just a happy family now...

Intelligence is Sometimes a Misnomer[]

Level: 65 Prereq: Sometimes I Kill For Fun
Npc mechanic full~ipad We can always count on Dr. Harris for reassurance... Mapicon Go to the World Map Outside Greensborough
NpcRebel icon Defeat Rebels
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: Jet Engine Thieves
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad I hope I'm right about this secret hangar the rebels got.
Dr harris full@2x Look on the bright side. If it doesn't exist, you'll be so busy worried about the ancient tech you won't have time to fight rebels.
Finish mission
Dr harris full@2x After a bit of physical persuasion, they revealed their intelligence.
The rebels DO have a plane hangar, and close by.
Reward screen
Npc mechanic full~ipad Physical persuasion? Didn't really know Dr. Harris was the type.

Jet Engine Thieves[]

Level: 65 Prereq: Intelligence is Sometimes a Misnomer
Dr harris full@2x I was really hoping for a challenge. Mapicon Go to the Hidden Rebel Hangar
NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebels
Reward: XP 2,400
Followup: Jet Fuel
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad There's the hangar.
Dr harris full@2x And of course, guarded by rebels.
Finish mission
Dr harris full@2x Zoey, are you almost finished dismantling the engine?
Npc mechanic full~ipad Yep! You sure this is going to work, Dr. Harris?
Dr harris full@2x I never said I was sure.
Experiment X17's regenerative shield is resistant to most types of attacks. The best shot we have is the scram cannon, which could potentially disrupt the barrier.
But, no guarantees.
Reward screen
Dr harris full@2x Why so worried? Science is all about experimentation.

Jet Fuel[]

Level: 65 Prereq: Jet Engine Thieves
Morgan2 Can you make that few hours a few minutes? Job toolshop modify jet engine icon Modify Jet Engine at the Toolshop
Job distillery jet fuel icon Make Jet Fuel at the Distillery
Cost: Resource-time 10h, Gold 42,000
Reward: XP 2,000
Followup: SCRAM, For Kids
Start mission
Morgan2 Zoey, you're back! We've got an emergency on our hands. Floyd is trying to give the robot gifts to placate it and it's already smashed several of our buildings.
I told him robots didn't like needlepoint pictures, but he didn't listen.
Npc mechanic full~ipad Just give me a few hours, L.T. we'll have this weapon up and running.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Okay, I'm almost ready. Aurora and Dr. Harris, I'll need a hand with buildin' this weapon.
Reward screen
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Dr. Harris has only been moderately insufferable in the last few hours...

SCRAM, For Kids[]

Level: 65 Prereq: Jet Fuel
Npc I17ScientistAurora full It CAN be so tedious being cooped up all day in a lab. Job toolshop scram cannon icon Build the Scram Cannon at the Toolshop
Cost: Resource-time 1d, Gold 15,000
Reward: XP 1,500, Unmanned Scram Cannon Turret
Followup: Battle with Experiment X17
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad I've never built a weapon that could break the sound barrier.
Dr harris full@2x It could potentially deafen you, so I'd wear earplugs before trying it out.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full At least I get to do field work again.
Dr harris full@2x Poor Dr. Aurora, is that six figure salary and air conditioned, state of the art laboratory oh so tedious?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full I wouldn't be so righteous, you know. You're the one who left.
And as I recall, you're the one who let the ancient tech get out of control...
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad The scram cannon is finished.
Npc engineer full~ipad Could you hold on a minute? I'm going to test my hypothesis that the ancient tech enjoys cheese and wine baskets.
Morgan2 Ignore Floyd. Let's try this thing out. Now.
Reward screen
Dr harris full@2x Is Floyd the resident village idiot?

Battle with Experiment X17[]

Level: 65 Prereq: SCRAM, For Kids
Morgan2 Wouldn't be surprised if she was the best we ever had. Job toolshop scram cannon icon Defeat the Ancient Tech with the Scram Cannon
Reward: XP 5,000, unlocks Salvaged Ancient Tech
Followup: I May Fail You, But Science Never Will, Remediation Meditation
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Let me just make a few last minute adjustments. I found a loose pin… looks like it would've reversed the direction of the projectile and probably killed a few of us.
Dr harris full@2x And this is the Empire's best mechanic right now?
Finish mission
Morgan2 Good lord, is the robot gone?
It's gone.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full Dr. Harris, I never thought I'd say this, but the scram cannon was a fantastic idea.
Dr harris full@2x I never thought I'd say this, Aurora, but you're somewhat decent at your job.
Npc I17ScientistAurora full I won't say I'm… glad, we could work together, but at least we're still capable of it.
And perhaps you'd be willing to come to i17 and work on some more weaponry with us?
Dr harris full@2x Depends on if I've got nothing better to do that day.
Npc mechanic full~ipad The scram cannon is still in good condition. Wonder how this thing fares against raiders.
Reward screen
Dr harris full@2x Poor Experiment X17, such a waste. At least there are still some usable scraps.

Testing in i17[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Prototype in the Field
I17 scientist full@2x Fred, stop pointing your plasma cannon at me! Mapicon Go to Installation 17
Laser tank icon Test New Weapons
Reward: XP 2,500
Followup: The New Metal Smell of Cool Weapons
Start mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Okay y'all, you've been going through training for a few weeks and I think we're ready to field test these weapons.
Our first prototype isn't ready for field runs, but it'll be fine in a lab setting. It's a plasma cannon. Superheats gas and flings it out.
I17 scientist full@2x That sounds super cool, why don't we take those on scouting missions?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad They have a tendency to melt into the flesh of the user.
Finish mission
I17 scientist full@2x These are sweet! And I only got burned a little.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Great job, guys. I'm proud of y'all. Seems like only yesterday y'all were dropping your guns and runnin' around screaming about PTSD flashbacks.
Reward screen
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad I wonder how they'll fare against flame turrets.

The New Metal Smell of Cool Weapons[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Testing in i17
I17 scientist full@2x My doctoral thesis was about how I was afraid of fire. Mapicon Go to i17
FlameturretSm icon Defeat the Turrets
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Emergency Drill
Start mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad One of the things you'll have to worry about on the battlefield, ain't your enemies. It's the harsh elements.
One of the harshest elements of all is a bullet.
I17 scientist full@2x Question.
Will there be fire?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad You forgot to zip up your thermal suit again?
Finish mission
I17 scientist full@2x Can I go to the burn ward?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad You're fine, just a lil' spooked.
Reward screen
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Scientists never threw a Seasonal Bonfire before?

Emergency Drill[]

Level: 63 Prereq: The New Metal Smell of Cool Weapons
I17 scientist full@2x I still don't know how to hold this plasma cannon without getting welts. Mapicon Go to i17
I17 guy railgun icon Defeat the Intruders
Reward: XP 3,500
Start mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad What's that noise?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full It sounds like the emergency sirens are going off. I think we have an intruder.
Finish mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Okay Aurora, you can turn the sirens off. Excellent work everyone.
Jones, stop holding your gun like it's gonna bite you. It ain't a rattlensake.
I17 scientist full@2x So that…. actually was a drill?
Npc I17ScientistAurora full We had to test your stress responses in as close to an actual combat situation as possible.
I17 scientist full@2x I think I'm going to go lie down in the flotation chamber for a while.
Reward screen
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad I got a long way to go to make these guys ready for war….

Recoil Rebels[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Militant, Industrialized, Complicated
Npc engineer full~ipad What in the world is he talking about? Mapicon Go to Recoil Ridge
NpcRebel icon Defeat The Rebels
Reward: XP 3,300
Followup: The War of Rebel Aggression
Start mission
Npc noob full Sir, I've gotten word from Recoil Ridge, it appears they've been occupied by Rebel forces!
Morgan2 It "appears"? I mean, have they or haven't they? Not really a great time for ambiguity Perkins!
Npc sergeant full Lieutenant, I don't know that Perkins's issues with verbal concision should be our primary source of concern right now.
Morgan2 Your point is taken Sergeant, but don't think you're getting off easy Perkins. We WILL discuss this later.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Well, I've gone out of my way to aid my friends and neighbors in Recoil Ridge, which means now I just wait for Sheriff Colt to insult me and tell me to leave, and this'll be a wrap.
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Lieutenant Morgan! What in the hell do you think you're doin'?
Morgan2 Nailed it.
Reward screen
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Nailed what?

The War of Rebel Aggression[]

Level: 63 Prereq: Recoil Rebels
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Not really the point I was making. NpcRebel icon Defeat The Rebels!
Mapicon Go to Recoil Ridge
Reward: XP 3,100
Followup: I Know When I'm Not Wanted
Start mission
Morgan2 Look, I know every time someone attacks you that's somehow my fault because I'm the one who made them mad, but I don't think you can blame me for the Rebels.
Except in a very loose sense where, as a member of the Empire, I share some blame for their actions, but I feel like that's rhetorical metonymy and you're better than—
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Look, you took out some patrols, great, but what about Rebels stationed at the Barracks you built? What about the Rebels quartered in CIVILIAN HOMES?
Morgan2 Well, I supposed I could shoot all of them as well?
Finish mission
Morgan2 See! It's easy, you just put bullets in them and then they leave!
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt It AIN'T easy, and you ain't listenin'. What you're doin' is dangerous, and the people you're putting at risk are the regular folk from Recoil Ridge!
Morgan2 Well if they didn't want to be endangered by reckless military conflicts, maybe they should live somewhere more isolated?
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Why the hell do you think they moved out here in the first place?
Reward screen
Morgan2 The waters?

I Know When I'm Not Wanted[]

Level: 63 Prereq: The War of Rebel Aggression
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Squirrelly little sumbitch. Mapicon Go To Recoil Ridge
NpcRebel icon Defeat The Rebel Caravan
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Ashe's Last Ride
Start mission
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Look, Lieutenant, I know you want to help, but the situation here is complicated. Hell, a lot of folks out here remember their daddies talking about fighting the original Emperor Henrik for independence.
Morgan2 I get it.
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt I just need you to trust me, not stir anything up, and give me time to—
Npc sergeant full Sir! We've got a Rebel resupply convoy incoming!
Morgan2 Let's blow them up!
Finish mission
Morgan2 Yeah!
Got 'em!
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Morgan! Would you stop blowing things up and listen for a damn second!
Look, I like you, I think you mean well, but the truth is, this was only barely an Imperial town, and with the Rebels showing up, not everyone here is on your side.
Give me time. Let the Rebels wear out their welcome. I'll need your help, but not now.
Morgan2 So… you're saying I should go?
Npc-portrait-Sheriff Colt Yes, for now. Let me figure out who we can trust, and when the time comes, Recoil Ridge will remember what you've done for us.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Wait, Sheriff Colt said he likes me! I KNEW IT.

Ashe's Last Ride[]

Level: 65 Prereq: I Know When I'm Not Wanted
Npc noob full That was really hurtful. Job machine shop bugged room icon Build a Bugged Tent at the Machine Shop
Cost: Resource-time 1d, Gold 60,000
Reward: XP 1,200
Followup: Catch Them All!
Start mission
Npc noob full Big news sirs! We've received an encoded communique from General Ashe. He wants to defect!
Npc sergeant full So, does leaving the Rebels undo him being a traitor, or just make him a double traitor? I'm not totally clear on that stuff.
Morgan2 Double traitor. I'd be happy to have General Ashe on our side, but I believe it like I believe Perkins has kissed a girl. Prep him a room, and bug EVERYTHING.
Finish mission
Npc noob full The room is all set sir. There's nothing in the room that isn't a bug. Zoey wove blankets out of tiny fiber optic cameras!
Morgan2 We've got audio too right?
Npc noob full Absolutely. There are over 300 mics, and the tent itself is designed to capture even the smallest sound. Right now Floyd is using it to listen to all the bed bugs in his bunk. He's convinced they communicate.
Reward screen
Npc engineer full~ipad What are they trying to tell me?

Catch Them All![]

Level: 65 Prereq: Ashe's Last Ride
Morgan2 The way to Ramsey's heart is through his trigger finger. NpcRebel icon Fend off General Ashe's Attackers
Mapicon Go to the Heartland
Reward: XP 3,250
Followup: Word to the Wise
Start mission
Npc noob full Update on General Ashe sir! We've got word that he's trapped in the mountains of the Heartland. He's going to need our support to break through.
Npc sergeant full This feels trappy to me. Just has kind of a trapish flavor.
Morgan2 No doubt. Still, if it IS a trap, we get to shoot a bunch of Rebels.
Npc sergeant full And I'm back on board!
Finish mission
Morgan2 Well, they haven't flanked us, and Ashe hasn't suddenly rallied and turned against us. I think this might not have been a trap.
Npc rebelGeneral full Lieutenant Morgan, did you honestly march your troops into what you believed to be an ambush?
Morgan2 Well, yeah, but, you know. We DID win. I feel like I get a pass on this one.
Reward screen
Npc rebelGeneral full Simply disgraceful.

Word to the Wise[]

Level: 65 Prereq: Catch Them All!
Npc rebelGeneral full Damn, no time! Mapicon Go to The Heartland
NpcRebel icon Defeat The Rebels
Reward: XP 4,500
Followup: The Sleepy Banker, Trouble in a City Near a River
Start mission
Morgan2 Hey, General? You're kinda bleeding a lot. I feel like we should look into that.
Npc rebelGeneral full There's no time, I have to warn you, the Rebels, everything that's been happening, it's what you think—
Npc sergeant full You guys might want to wrap this up, cause we're SUPER under attack.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Hey, that was awful, what say we get moving and not get shot any more times today?
Npc rebelGeneral full I won't be joining you, Lieutenant. My time is up.
Morgan2 I'm sure you'll be fine. Lots of people survive after losing that much blood.
Npc rebelGeneral full No time for comforting lies Morgan. You're in danger. Much worse than you thought. The Rebellion… they're being manipulated. There's something else, and they've got it out for you.
Morgan2 Wait, there's something besides the Rebels? What are you talking about? Who has it out for us.
Npc rebelGeneral full Not sure. Spreading lies, manipulating information. Clever. Very patient. Be careful who you trust...
Reward screen
Morgan2 Well… I guess I'll get a shovel.

Rebelling Against the Rebellion[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Militant, Industrialized, Complicated
Morgan2 Let's not make them too comfy. House 3 icon Build 1 Scraphouse
Deco fence razorwire icon Surround it with Razor-Wire Fences
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: A Snake in My Boot
Start mission
Npc noob full Sirs, we have… a situation. There are a bunch of Rebels outside, surrendering. They've sent a representative
Npc trooper full Please! We don't want to hurt anyone!
Morgan2 Then why did you join the Rebellion? Hurting people was the Rebellion's whole plan!
Npc trooper full You guys conquered a lot of different countries!
Now that the Emperor is dead, I just want to go home, but the countries leading the Rebellion won't let us! This isn't what we signed up for! It was supposed to be about freedom, not conquest!
Morgan2 So, to be clear, I don't trust you, but I'm also not going to shoot you until you give me a reason. Floyd, let's get these guys a place to stay. Make it kinda crappy.
Finish mission
Morgan2 There! That's inarguably a place that you can live inside of.
Npc trooper full It feels kinda… hostile?
Morgan2 Nailed it.
Reward screen
Morgan2 I sure do hope these guys don't immediately try to murder me!

A Snake in My Boot[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Rebelling Against the Rebellion
Morgan2 I mean, who didn't see this one coming. NpcRebel icon Defeat the Rebels!
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: An Olive Branch
Start mission
Morgan2 So, have those Rebels-who-are-probably-spies we gave a perfectly good terrible house to turned on us?
Npc noob full Not yet sir! It seems—oh, wait, no, there they go. They're attacking us.
Morgan2 CALLED IT.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Ramsey, round up the remaining Rebels for interrogations slash executions, don't tell them which one they're getting, SURPRISE, they're getting both.
Npc noob full Sir, it looks like only around… 8% of the Rebels we took in attacked us. Some of them even came to our defense. Either they're telling the truth, or they're much longer term liars.
Npc trooper full Please! Listen to your Intelligence Officer! We really don't want to keep fighting! We just want to go home!
Morgan2 Intelligence Officer? Do you mean Perkins?
He's just an overreaching Specialist who tells us what's going on and digs up rumors and analyzes troop movement and has a network of informants and OH MY GOD PERKINS IS OUR INTEL OFFICER.
Reward screen
Morgan2 How did we let this happen?

An Olive Branch[]

Level: 64 Prereq: A Snake in My Boot
Npc engineer full~ipad Their culture is shockingly hat-centric. Job sweatshop rebel hat icon Make 3 Stupid Hats at the Sweatshop
Cost: Resource-time 15h, Gold 51,000
Reward: XP 2,800
Start mission
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan, I can appreciate how difficult it was for you to house those AWOL Rebels, but making sure we get them comfortable can only improve our chances of further weakening their ranks through defection.
Morgan2 What do you recommend?
Npc engineer full~ipad Well, we can establish a fundamental change in our relationship by giving back the first thing Emperor Henrik the Great took away. Those stupid hats.
Morgan2 Oh man! They love those hats!
Finish mission
Morgan2 Hey Ex-Rebels!
We made a bunch of those weird hats you guys love! Check it out dudes! Weird hats comin' atcha! Hats for everyone!
Npc trooper full You… you would make the hat of my people? The Empire truly HAS changed!
Morgan2 Yeah, we're totally awesome, and way less focused on restricting headwear. Tell your friends. In person. By leaving, and going home.
Npc trooper full As soon as we can, we will return home, and we will spread the word of your kindness and brotherhood.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Wait, don't wreck my reputation as a badass.

Imperial Relics[]

Level: 64 Prereq: I Never Liked You Anyway
Morgan2 Not much of a drinker? Does Ramsey have no soul? Mapicon Go To Bernmoth
Followup: Preserving Cultures
Start mission
Morgan2 You know what I miss? A good glass of whiskey.
Specifically, Imperial whiskey. The best I've ever tasted: made in a small distillery in Bernmoth. Single malt whiskey, aged for three years in charred white oak casks.
Npc sergeant full Not really much of a drinker myself, sir.
Morgan2 Are you kidding me? You couldn't find a lover better than this whiskey.
And to think it might all be going to waste after the Empire collapsed.
Npc sergeant full I just came to tell you that we've got more rebels approaching the base. Possibly hostile.
Morgan2 Let Perkins deal with it. I've got better things to worry about. Like preserving the artifacts of our culture.
Floyd, you like culture and shit, right? Let's go.

Preserving Cultures[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Imperial Relics
Npc engineer full~ipad Can't we preserve culture somewhere with less angry hominids? Mapicon Go to Bernmoth
S bigfoot adult icon Defeat The Bigfoots
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: To The Bigfoot Camp
Start mission
Morgan2 Sheriff Pierce, what are you doing here? I thought Bernmoth was destroyed.
Npc sheriffPierce full I owe Bernmoth a long overdue favor and I'm helping them rebuild. Finally families are beginning to move back in. What are you doing here?
Morgan2 ….All right, then.
Well, are all the operations in working order? The farms? The mills?
...The whiskey distillery?
Npc engineer full~ipad We're preserving culture.
Npc sheriffPierce full Our crops were raided by silverwolves, so we're still playing catch up. We had to shut down the distillery to focus on repair efforts.
Morgan2 What an unfortunate loss to…. culture.
You wouldn't happen to have any casks left?
Npc sheriffPierce full Last time we went into the distillery, the casks were gone. Probably silverwolves, but we don't know for sure.
Npc engineer full~ipad Morgan?!
Morgan2 Floyd! Can't you see I'm having a conversation here?
Oh, we're surrounded by angry Bigfoots. Again.
Finish mission
Npc sheriffPierce full Damn those things!
The Scare-Foots we put up just aren't doing the job anymore.
Npc engineer full~ipad Bigfoots are gentle creatures. They don't become aggressive unless provoked.
Did you provoke these poor, hulking 600 pound beasts?
Npc sheriffPierce full You're thinking about Northern Bigfoots. Southern Bigfoots are angry drunkards.
Morgan2 I thought I smelled whiskey breath. Pierce, do you know where those Bigfoots usually camp out?
Npc sheriffPierce full Just a few miles south of here. If you're thinking of being stupid and heading over there, at least take a Scare-Foot with you.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Bigfoots drinking my whiskey? This is a crime against nature.

To The Bigfoot Camp[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Preserving Cultures
Morgan2 Floyd, stop carrying around that stupid Scare-Foot. Mapicon Go to the Southern Bigfoot Camp
Followup: Drunken Squabbling
Start mission
Morgan2 Let's head to the Bigfoot Camp.
Npc engineer full~ipad Great! I've been working on my Bigfoot language skills.
Morgan2 Floyd, if you start talking to the Bigfoots, you'll just get attached. Remember that Sandworm?
Npc engineer full~ipad 'That Sandworm'?
His name was Melvin!

Drunken Squabbling[]

Level: 64 Prereq: To The Bigfoot Camp
Morgan2 I never want to see another Bigfoot again. S bigfoot adult icon Defeat the Drunk Bigfoots
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Better with Age?
Start mission
Morgan2 I was right. The Bigfoots have been drinking Imperial whiskey. I can see the casks right there.
Ugh, and they've been drinking it with cheap mixers? The brutes!
Finish mission
Morgan2 At least they didn't drink all of it. I might've had to commit Bigfoot genocide.
Npc engineer full~ipad What a shame. I didn't even get to practice my Bigfoot dialect.
Morgan2 Let's carry these casks back to the Outpost.
Reward screen
Morgan2 By 'let's' I mean you, Floyd.

Better with Age?[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Drunken Squabbling
Npc engineer full~ipad I already lost my pet sandworm. Job brewery age imperial whisley icon Age Whiskey at the Distillery
Cost: Resource-time 1d, Gold 24,000
Reward: XP 5,000
Start mission
Morgan2 Let's get these casks into the distillery and let them age.
It's a shame, to think about all we've lost when the Empire fell. And how much more we could lose.
Finish mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Hey L.T, you called me over here? What's up?
Npc engineer full~ipad Can this wait? Terrance in the Raptor Ranch has a stomachache and I need to give him medicine.
Npc noob full Can't…. breathe…. silverwolves...outside of town...
Morgan2 Shut up, Perkins.
This is a special occasion. I want you all to taste perhaps the last Imperial whiskey that'll ever be made.
Npc sergeant full I guess I could have a glass for the Empire…
Morgan2 This is for the Empire, and to those we lost.
Npc sergeant full To the Empire!
Npc mechanic full~ipad To the Empire!
Reward screen
Morgan2 Meh, the whiskey isn't as great as I remembered it being.

It's Lonely in the Ol' Outpost[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Final Countdown
Npc sergeant full I'M embarrassing? Floyd is trying to build a raptor nursery. Mapicon Go to the Eastern Wastes
Followup: Mistaken Identities
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad You seem' a little down.
Npc sergeant full What makes you think that?
Npc mechanic full~ipad You don't seem quite as gung ho' about trainin' drills and a few hours have gone by since you last cleaned your guns. I think Mr. Purrface might be feral now.
Npc sergeant full I guess it's pretty obvious, then. I've just been thinking 'bout Cassidy. It's been months since I've seen her.
Morgan2 Good god, Ramsey, it's embarrassing having you moping about. Why don't you just go visit her?

Mistaken Identities[]

Level: 64 Prereq: It's Lonely in the Ol' Outpost
Npc sergeant full Hostile? Mapicon Go to the Eastern Wastes
Laser technician icon Defeat the i17 Scientists
Reward: XP 4,000
Followup: Raiders in the Wasteland?
Start mission
Npc sergeant full What's that noise? Hey, who's out there?
Npc laserScientist full Take your positions, we got a hostile down here!
Finish mission
Npc laserScientist full We're going to need backup! This hostile won't go down easily.
Npc sergeant full While I'm flattered, I'm not an enemy. Don't any of you guys know Cassidy? Freckles, super cute? Deadly with a sniper rifle?
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full Ring any bells?

Raiders in the Wasteland?[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Mistaken Identities
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Ramsey's soft heart is gonna get him killed someday. Mapicon Go to the Eastern Wastes
Npc raider icon Defeat the Raiders
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: Coffee Makes Everything Better
Start mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Ramsey? What are you doing out here? Damn, I almost shot you!
Npc sergeant full I figured I'd come by and say hello.
Npc laserScientist full We've got more hostiles approaching from the east.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad More hostiles? You sure it isn't just Perkins in a bear suit or somethin'?
Finish mission
Npc sergeant full That was weird. What are raiders doing out here?
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Real question is what are you doing out here?
You know I got a job to do, and so do you. We ain't got time for this.
Come on, I'll take you home.
Reward screen
Npc sergeant full This isn't exactly the welcome I was hoping for…

Coffee Makes Everything Better[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Raiders in the Wasteland?
Npc sergeant full Coffee always seems to fix things. Home Go back to The Outpost
Job bakery gourmet coffee icon Make Gourmet Coffee (again) at the Bakery x 2
Cost: Resource-time 4h, Gold 1,600
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: So Lonesome I Could Cry
Start mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Ramsey, we got our own lives now, you can't risk both of ours coming out here.
Npc sergeant full ...
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad You don't got nothing to say?
Npc sergeant full ….want some coffee?
Finish mission
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad Really, I appreciate you comin' out to i17, but…
Npc sergeant full Yeah, I know. You don't want me coming around anymore.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad You know I still care 'bout you.
Npc sergeant full Cassidy, you've always been a good listener, so just hear me out. I get the feeling you're pushing me away because it's easier for you that way.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad This is the hardest thing I ever done Ramsey, you know that.
Npc sergeant full You do what you need to, but you know if things go wrong you're the first person I'm heading for.
Npc sharpshooter full~ipad And if things keep going the way I want them to, I'll be strong enough you won't have to.
Reward screen
Morgan2 Ramsey, have you seen my coffee stash anywhere?

Peer Pressure[]

Level: 64 Prereq: The Sandworm Will Rise
Npc noob full Fine…let's go. Mapicon Go to the Raider Sanctuary
Followup: The Slave Boy Shaman
Start mission
Npc raiderkids full Mister Perkins, Mister Perkins! Elder Taos was talking about how he needs to talk to you and we said we know you and he said no we didn't and we said yes we do too and Daro cried and—
Npc noob full Kids, please, I don't have time right now and… honestly I really don't want to go back there after what happened.
Npc raiderkids full You mean when you survived the trials and ascended?
Npc noob full Yeah. That.
Npc raiderkids full PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE Mr. Perkins?
If you don't come back with us we'll get in lots of trouble!

The Slave Boy Shaman[]

Level: 64 Prereq: Peer Pressure
Npc noob full Huh, he's right, I feel… ready! Raider icon Celebrate with the Raiders!
Mapicon Go to the Raider Sanctuary
Reward: XP 1,800
Followup: Confident and Suave
Start mission
Npc raiderelder full Ah! Morgan's Slave Boy! Like raptors to an old nest, have returned to us!
Npc noob full Guys, I'm not really excited about the whole "ascended" thing, but I want to remind everyone that I'm not a slave boy. We don't have slave boys. It's not a thing we do.
Npc raiderelder full Perkins of the Flame, now is not the time to talk of rank and station like old men! Now is the time to celebrate!
Npc noob full I don't know, most celebrations I've had with you guys were kind of terrifying.
Npc raiderelder full Here, eat this, it will give you courage!
Finish mission
Npc raiderelder full Ahh, the Flame takes readily to the ash of war!
Npc noob full What did you give me to eat why is everything so slow how can you stand still when everything is always moving?
Npc raiderelder full It is a fungus that grows on the underside of the leaves of small plants that grow near the sandworm killing fields.
Npc noob full Great, look, I need everyone to STOP MELTING. Ok, fine, I'm going to go home now, I have a lot of running to do.
Reward screen
Npc noob full Why aren't I running all the time?

Confident and Suave[]

Level: 64 Prereq: The Slave Boy Shaman
Morgan2 I am genuinely intrigued by a thing Perkins said. WEIRD. NpcRebel icon Defeat The Rebels
Reward: XP 3,200
Start mission
Npc mechanic full~ipad Hey LT? Have you seen Perkins? He ran up to my tool shop, told me that when an combustion engine uses explosions to create motion it's like recreatin' the universe in miniature, then climbed on top of a nearby hauler and rode away howlin'.
Morgan2 Wow, that's much more interesting than Perkins usually is.
Npc mechanic full~ipad He also told me beauty was eternal. I kinda want to ask what he means by that.
Npc noob full Morgan.
You carry the weight of compassion, but your body is bent with strain.
Also, there are rebels here.
Finish mission
Morgan2 Perkins, we need to talk. Lately you've been useful and enigmatic, if erratic. What's going on?
Npc noob full Wheels move within wheels, bringing everything into alignment. Soon, we will see the face of four thousand years.
Morgan2 Ok, cool, good talk.
Reward screen
Morgan2 I really feel like I got through to him, you know?

Love in the Time of Sus Scrofa[]

Level: 65 Prereq: An Enigma Wrapped in a Riddle, The Sandworm Will Rise
Npc noob full I wonder who she is... Mapicon Go to the Boar BadLands
Notes: Sus scrofa is the Latin name of the wild boar.
Followup: Attacked by Boars in the Name of Love
Start mission
Npc noob full 'My soul wanders with you, my red-headed love. I seek you out among tusks and teeth.'
Npc engineer full~ipad Perkins, what are you rambling on about? Are you still under the influence of drugs?
Npc noob full Just a strange letter I found. It sounds like… a love letter?
Npc engineer full~ipad You're talking nonsense. I better check your temperature.
Npc noob full Tusks and teeth. That would have to be boars?

Attacked by Boars in the Name of Love[]

Level: 65 Prereq: Love in the Time of Sus Scrofa
Npc noob full I mean, I guess that's reasonable. WildBoar icon Defeat Boars
Mapicon Go to the Boar Lands
Reward: XP 3,000
Followup: But Mistakes are For Forever
Start mission
Npc noob full Well, nobody's here.
Except a bunch of… angry boars.
Finish mission
Npc noob full I found another letter in one of the boar's nests. It's still got hair on it.
'Love, time is a falling star. Come soon when the moon is swollen above the ridged tents of your blade-wielding mystic.'
Reward screen
Npc noob full A poet is in love with me?

But Mistakes are For Forever[]

Level: 65 Prereq: Attacked by Boars in the Name of Love
Npc noob full Poets do crazy things for inspiration. Mapicon Go to Blades's Base
Followup: The Dating Game
Start mission
Npc noob full The letter says she's somewhere with a 'swollen moon' and 'blade-wielding mystic.' The moon isn't out, so maybe it's metaphorical?

The Dating Game[]

Level: 65 Prereq: But Mistakes are For Forever
Npc noob full This raptor is negging me. Mapicon Go to Blade's Base
Raptor icon Defeat Raptors
Reward: XP 3,200
Followup: The Falling Star Keeps Falling
Start mission
Npc noob full I haven't really thought about romance much since well… third grade. I hope I'm still up on my game.
What's that breathing behind me?
Finish mission
Npc raider ltcrazylady full The exploding star has wounded its sky.
Npc noob full Gah!
Npc raider ltcrazylady full The snake will be struck down when it becomes so greedy it eats another's tail.
Npc noob full What are you talking about? There was a raptor attacking me!
Wait, was that your raptor?
Reward screen
Npc noob full It wasn't MY raptor.

The Falling Star Keeps Falling[]

Level: 65 Prereq: The Dating Game
Npc noob full I never thought of Crazyblades as poetic before. RaiderLuitGirl icon Defeat Crazyblades
Mapicon Go to CrazyBlades's Base
Reward: XP 3,400
Followup: Keep it Secret
Start mission
Npc noob full I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your pet raptor!
Npc raider ltcrazylady full Intention is not a negation of sin.
Npc noob full Did you write those letters?
Npc raider ltcrazylady full I will curb the errant stray!
Finish mission
Npc noob full So those weren't love letters, but missing notices for a pet raptor?
Morgan2 Be honest with yourself. Who the hell would ever love you, Perkins?
Reward screen
Npc noob full My mom loved me… sometimes.