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PERKINS' INFOBOX BAHAHAHA
WHAT A LOSER
jk jk Perkins where are you you've been kidnapped for like a year please where r u you were like a servant to me i can't live without u
Current Status
Missing Perkins
Currently doing
Sneaking a drink while in battle
Pink
My favorite animal
Mammoths!
Lifelong quest
Save the trees
Best friend
Morgan
Best achievement
Wow I really need better friends if Morgan's my best friend
Currently
trying to find Yenchka
Why?
No reason
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